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{\an8}YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE
I DON'T SIGN AUTOGRAPHS.
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YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE
I DON'T SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.
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YOU DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE
I DON'T SUCK UP TO THE PRESS.
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{\an8}YOU DON'T LIKE ME
BECAUSE I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
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BUT YOU LOVE ME...
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BECAUSE I'M ONE OF
THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE.
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{\an8}Announcer:
WE'RE BACK IN MILWAUKEE,
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{\an8}AND THE SOUND YOU HEAR
REVERBERATING
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{\an8}ACROSS THE CITIES AND FARMS
OF THE GREAT STATE OF WISCONSIN
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{\an8}IS THE ROAR
OF THE BREWER FAITHFUL
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{\an8}FOR THEIR LONGTIME HERO,
STAN ROSS.
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{\an8}AND HERE HE COMES WITH THAT
TRADEMARK ARROGANT SCOWL.
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{\an8}2,999 HITS TO DATE
IN HIS ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER.
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{\an8}WILL THIS AT-BAT,
JULY 29, 1995,
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{\an8}AGAINST THE ROOKIE
RIGHT-HANDER BILLY EARLL,
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{\an8}BE THE HISTORIC MOMENT
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{\an8}WHEN ROSS JOINS
ONLY 20 OTHER MAJOR LEAGUERS
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{\an8}IN THAT ELITE 3,000-HIT CLUB?
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STAN...
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YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST-LOOKING
CAT IN THE HALL OF FAME,
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THAT'S FOR DOGGONE SURE.
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YO, SCRUB!
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{\an8}YOU WANT MY AUTOGRAPH NOW
OR AFTER I MAKE HISTORY?
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YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS HIT
OFF ME.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
YOUR ONE CAREER HIGHLIGHT.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
A GAME-SHOW ANSWER, PARTNER.
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WELL, I'LL TAKE
"KISS MY ASS" FOR $1,000.
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{\an8}MAKE IT 3,000.
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YOU HEAR THAT "JOE HITTER"
LANGUAGE ON THAT ROOKIE?
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KISS MY ASS.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, ERNIE?
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I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
TO KISS YOUR ASS, TOO?
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
SUCK MY --
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I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT KISS MY ASS LOOK LIKE.
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{\an8}I'LL SHOW HIM.
I'LL PUT UP THIS --
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DAMN IT, JOE! HE KNOW BETTER
THAN TO GET ME PISSED OFF!
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{\an8}Announcer: WELL, NO PITCHER
WANTS TO BE THE ONE
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{\an8}THAT GIVES UP
THAT 3,000th BASE HIT.
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{\an8}CLEARLY YOUNG EARLL
JUST SENT THAT MESSAGE --
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{\an8}A PURPOSE PITCH
TO GET ROSS ANGRY.
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{\an8}COME ON, STAN,
THIS IS THE ONE.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
{\an8}HOPE HE TRIPS
AND BREAKS HIS LEG.
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UHH!
{\an8}Announcer:
OH, MY!
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{\an8}IT'S A VICIOUS LINE DRIVE
OFF EARLL'S --
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{\an8}WELL, IT'S
A BELL-RINGING BASE HIT.
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{\an8}THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
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{\an8}STAN ROSS
IS SAFE AT FIRST
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HEY, COACH,
GET ME THAT BALL.
{\an8}WITH HIT NUMBER 3,000.
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THAT'S THE BALL THAT GOT ME
INTO THE HALL OF FAME.
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YOU WANT THIS BALL,
ROSS?
{\an8}YEAH.
THANKS, MAN.
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THERE GOES
YOUR DAMN BALL.
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YOU SEE THAT, COACH?
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YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?
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HE THREW MY HALL OF FAME BALL
UP IN THE STANDS.
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{\an8}WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?
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BACK UP.
BACK UP.
MOVE, MAN!
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YOU BE OUT OF HERE
WHEN I GET BACK,
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OR SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PULL
A PIECE OF BASEBALL HISTORY
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OUT THE CRACK
OF YOUR ASS!
NOW, COME ON.
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WHAT YOU LOOKING AT,
BIG FELLA?
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MAKE A MOVE.
YEAH, OKAY,
I'LL SHRINK YOUR BIG ASS.
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YOU'LL GET SOME, TOO.
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YOU SAW
WHAT HE DID, COACH.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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THAT AIN'T GONNA
MEAN NOTHING, BOY.
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{\an8}GET BACK IN.
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WHO GOT MY BALL?
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OPEN THAT GATE.
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ALL RIGHT!
HE'S COMING ON UP.
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HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, STAN!
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G-GIVE ME MY BALL.
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WHAT?
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Woman:
WHAT'D HE SAY?
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GIVE ME
MY 3,000-HIT BALL.
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DON'T LOOK AT YOUR DADDY,
DAMN IT.
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GIVE ME MY BALL!
HEY, WHOA, MAKE HIM
A TRADE AT LEAST.
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GIVE HIM, LIKE, YOUR CAP
OR AN AUTOGRAPHED BAT, MAYBE.
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I'M NOT TRADING HIM!
HEY, WHOA!
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WHAT THE --
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, PAL?
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HIS
COTTON CANDY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
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SO, STAN, WERE YOU GLAD
TO GET NUMBER 3,000
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RIGHT HERE IN MILWAUKEE?
SURE.
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YOU ASK ANY
OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS, MAN.
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WE ALL GOT A SPECIAL CONNECTION
WITH OUR HOMETOWN FANS.
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{\an8}WHAT KIND OF CONNECTION
DID YOU MAKE
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WITH THAT KID WHO CAUGHT
THE BALL TONIGHT?
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NOW, WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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PEOPLE SITTING IN THAT SECTION
SAY YOU THREATENED HIM.
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I GAVE HIM GOOD ADVICE.
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WHAT THE HELL
WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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I JUST BECAME A LEGEND
LIKE WILLIE MAYS,
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STAN MUSIAL,
AND CARL YASTRZEMSKI.
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Y'ALL GONNA TRY TO SPEAK
ON SOMETHING NEGATIVE?
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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THAT'S WHY I'M QUITTIN'.
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{\an8}HUH?
HAT? WHAT?
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{\an8}WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
QUITTING?
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{\an8}QUITTIN'.
I'M DONE.
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HANGIN' IT UP.
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NOW THAT I GOT THIS...
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...I AIN'T PLAYIN' NO MORE.
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{\an8}AND THAT MEANS NO MORE TALKING
TO YOU STANK-ASS REPORTERS.
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{\an8}EXCUSE ME?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M TALKING TO YOU,
AND I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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AND I SAID "STANK-ASS."
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W-WHY NOW? THE BREWERS
ARE STILL IN THE RACE.
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COULDN'T YOU WAIT
UNTIL AFTER THE SEASON?
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MAN, I'D HAVE QUIT LAST SEASON
IF I DIDN'T THINK
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YOU-ALL WERE GONNA TRY TO BLOCK
ME FROM THE HALL OF FAME.
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BUT IT DON'T MATTER
'CAUSE I GOT MINE.
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3,000.
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LIKE IT OR NOT,
I'M A CERTIFIED IMMORTAL.
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AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
IN THE WORLD
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YOU SONS OF BITCHES
CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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NOTHIN'.
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{\an8}Announcer: ATTENTION,
ALL MILWAUKEE LEPRECHAUNS.
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{\an8}Stan: HEY, ALL YOU
MILWAUKEE LEPRECHAUNS.
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THIS IS ST. PATTY'S DAY.
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GET YOUR SHAMROCK GROOVE ON
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AT STAN ROSS'
MR. 3000 SPORTS BAR,
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LOCATED ON PEACOCK STREET
IN WAUKESHA COUNTY.
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WE GOT 3,000 DIFFERENT KIND
OF BEERS.
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WE GOT WILD IRISH ROSE
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AND ANYTHING
THAT YOU MIGHT WANT.
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BUT WAIT -- THERE'S MORE.
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YOU WANT TO GET
THAT HEAVY VIBRATION
FROM THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE?
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GET YOUR PAGE ON
AT 3000 BEEPS.
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GET YOUR HAIR DYED, FRIED, AND
LAID TO THE SIDE AT 3000 CUTS.
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KNICKKNACK PATTY-WHACK,
GET YOUR DOG A BONE.
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AND GET YOUR WOOF ON
AT 3000 PAWS.
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{\an8}GET YOUR SZECHUAN FEAST ON
AT 3000 WOKS.
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BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY DOWN
TO MR. 3000 SHOPPING CENTER.
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{\an8}Stan: FIRST YEAR,
I WAS 150 VOTES SHORT.
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{\an8}COME HERE.
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SECOND YEAR,
I WAS LESS THAN 50 AND SO ON.
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LAST YEAR,
I WAS JUST 4 VOTES AWAY.
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SPORTSWRITERS HATE ME.
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BUT MY NUMBERS DON'T LIE.
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I GOT 3,000 UP THERE,
ONE FOR EACH ONE OF MY HITS.
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THEY GOTTA LET ME IN.
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IT'S MY YEAR,
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
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{\an8}WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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{\an8}WHO'S THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS.
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THAT'S
T-REX PENNEBAKER.
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{\an8}BEST PLAYER
ON THE BREWERS.
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{\an8}T-REX PENNEBAKER
AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A YOUNG BULL.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
YOU BOTHER LEARNING HIS NAME,
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ESPECIALLY WHAT YOU GOT IN FRONT
OF YOU -- A LIVING LEGEND,
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A CERTIFIED IMMORTAL.
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AND I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW
A WHOLE LOT OF IMMORTALS.
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HEY, EASY, OLD MAN.
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OLD MAN?
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WHAT YOU MEAN IS "AGED,"
LIKE U.S.D.A. BEEF.
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IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER.
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NOT ON MY PLATE.
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NO?
NO.
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MONSTROUS.
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JUST AIN'T LIKE
THE OLD DAYS, HUH, BOCA?
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MNH-MNH.
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WOW.
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SPRING TRAINING.
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{\an8}YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL
THE GRASS, CAN'T YOU?
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CAN'T SAY I CAN, MAN.
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WHAT,
YOU DON'T MISS IT?
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{\an8}MISS IT?
Announcer:
YEAH, OVER CENTER FIELD.
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NAH.
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NAH.
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SEE, STAN DIDN'T MAKE
TOO MANY FRIENDS
WHEN HE WAS PLAYING HERE.
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HE WASN'T VERY GOOD
WITH THE PRESS.
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WE INVITED HIM
TO OLD-TIMERS' DAY
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EVERY YEAR
SINCE HE RETIRED --
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THAT'S NINE YEARS --
AND HE NEVER RSVP'd ONCE.
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LOOK, HE MIGHT NOT
EVEN WANT TO DO THIS,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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NO.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I'M JUST SAYING...
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"STAN ROSS DAY."
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RETIRE HIS NUMBER.
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THE FANS, MAN.
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DID HE GO FOR IT?
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{\an8}DID YOU HIT HIM
WITH THE FANS BIT?
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HOW ABOUT THE PART WHERE
YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T KNOW
IF I WOULD DO IT?
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BOCA, I SWEAR,
WHEN YOU GET TO GOING,
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YOU CAN TALK A STRIPE
OFF A ZEBRA.
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MONSTROUS.
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{\an8}Man: AND WELCOME
TO BEAUTIFUL MILLER PARK.
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{\an8}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE
HERE TODAY TO RETIRE NUMBER 21,
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{\an8}WORN BY ONE OF THE BREWERS'
ALL-TIME GREATS.
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{\an8}SEVEN TIMES AN ALL-STAR,
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{\an8}A MEMBER OF THAT EXCLUSIVE
3,000-BASE-HIT CLUB,
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THE WIZARD OF WOOD,
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{\an8}THE COUNT OF CONTACT,
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{\an8}AND THE KING OF THE SWING,
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MILWAUKEE'S OWN MR. 3000,
STAN ROSS!
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WOW!
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DAMN!
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I STILL LOOK GOOD.
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{\an8}HE HASN'T LOST HIS TOUCH,
HAS HE?
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{\an8}AND JOINING US TODAY
TO PAY TRIBUTE TO STAN,
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{\an8}LET'S WELCOME FORMER TEAMMATE
BILL "BIG HORSE" BERELLI.
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WHO?
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I THINK HE PLAYED WITH YOU
A COUPLE OF MONTHS IN '79.
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HE WAS A MIDDLE RELIEVER.
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{\an8}Berelli: THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO PAUL MOLITOR, MAN?
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ROBIN YOUNT? CECIL COOPER?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?
THEY DECLINED.
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A PLEASURE TO BE BACK HERE
IN MILWAUKEE.
WE'RE LUCKY WE GOT HIM.
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YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID
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THAT STAN ONLY
LOOKED OUT FOR HIMSELF,
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THAT HE WASN'T A TEAM PLAYER.
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{\an8}BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU,
IF -- IF YOU GOT 3,000 HITS,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A TEAM PLAYER.
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WHAT?
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{\an8}IF YOU HAVE A LIFETIME
.314 AVERAGE,
216
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A GOOD GUY.
217
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:56,523
IF YOU LEAD THE LEAGUE
IN BATTING FOR THREE YEARS,
218
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YOU CAN BE THE BIGGEST JERK
IN THE WORLD.
219
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H-HE LAUGHIN', MAN.
HE LAUGHIN'.
220
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,036
SO ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US
WHO PLAYED ALONGSIDE OF YOU,
221
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CONGRATULATIONS.
222
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GO ON, GO ON, GO ON,
GO ON, GO ON, MAN. GO ON.
YOU CAN'T HELP ME NOW.
223
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{\an8}ALSO HERE WITH US TODAY --
YOU REMEMBER HIM WELL --
224
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,347
NUMBER 8, ANTHONY CARTER.
225
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,716
ALL RIGHT, NOW, COME ON.
TELL THEM LIKE IT IS, BOCA.
226
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,985
COME ON, BABY.
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.
227
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,091
ME AND STAN WERE TEAMMATES.
228
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,860
MM-HMM.
229
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,696
MAN, COULD HE
HIT THE BALL.
230
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TELL 'EM, BABY.
231
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,000
AND I LOVED HIM FOR THAT.
232
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,701
I LOVE YOU MORE.
233
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,411
T-THAT'S IT?
234
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,413
I'M TRYING TO GET
ENSHRINED, BOCA.
235
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,915
THAT'S IT?
MAN, Y'ALL KILLIN' ME, MAN.
236
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,683
{\an8}ALL RIGHT, MILWAUKEE,
237
00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,687
LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR BREWERS
AND STAN ROSS!
238
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,866
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
239
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,868
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT
TO THANK YOU, MR. SCHEMBRI,
240
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{\an8}AND THE ENTIRE
MILWAUKEE BREWERS ORGANIZATION.
241
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,107
AND TO MY MAIN MAN,
MY BEST FRIEND,
242
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,709
BOCA CARTER,
243
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,046
AND, UM,
TO YOU-ALL, OLD DONKEY.
244
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,048
BIG HORSE!
WHATEVER!
245
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,117
BUT MOST OF ALL,
I WANT TO THANK YOU-ALL --
246
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THE FANS.
247
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,922
{\an8}YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
248
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,790
AND I KNOW FOR A FACT,
249
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,959
IF IT WAS UP TO YOU,
250
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,628
I'D HAVE BEEN IN THE HALL
OF FAME A LONG TIME AGO.
251
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,066
{\an8}BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S UP
TO A BUNCH OF SPORTSWRITERS.
252
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,904
SOME METALHEAD HALF-ASSES.
253
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,906
{\an8}HOW THE HELL
DO YOU BAT 3,000
254
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,175
AND NOT BE SELECTED
INTO THE HALL OF FAME?
255
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,777
WHAT TYPE OF BULLSHIT
IS THAT?!
256
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,680
{\an8}LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
257
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,017
YOU-ALL BELIEVED IN ME
WHEN I WAS AT MY BEST.
258
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,954
YOU-ALL BELIEVED IN ME
WHEN I WAS AT MY WORST.
259
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,490
YOU --
THE FANS!
260
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,927
{\an8}THAT'S WHY I KNOW FOR A FACT
261
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:18,798
I CAN DEPEND ON YOU-ALL
TO BRING ME, STAN ROSS,
262
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,834
TO COOPERSTOWN.
263
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,469
I CAN HEAR
YOU SAY "STAN!"
264
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,636
{\an8}Crowd: STAN!
265
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,138
SAY "STAN ROSS"!
266
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,673
{\an8}STAN ROSS!
267
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,042
STAN ROSS!
268
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,178
HE'S THE BOSS!
269
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,812
SAY "HALL OF FAME"!
270
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:33,981
{\an8}"HALL OF FAME!"
271
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,883
DAMN SHAME!
272
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,985
OVER HERE,
SAY, "HELL, YEAH"!
273
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,119
HELL, YEAH!
274
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,820
SAY, "HELL, YEAH"!
275
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,989
HELL, YEAH!
276
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,223
SAY, "YOU'RE THE MAN"!
277
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,124
{\an8}YOU'RE THE MAN!
278
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,059
LET ME HEAR IT AGAIN!
279
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,160
{\an8}YOU'RE THE MAN!
280
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,162
THEY LOVE ME.
{\an8}YOU'RE THE MAN!
281
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,058
YOU GOT A MINUTE?
282
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,027
HANG ON.
WHAT?
283
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,728
YOU KNOW HOW WHEN WE THINK
SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE VOTED IN,
284
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,897
WE RUN THE NUMBERS. YEAH.
285
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,865
YOU KNOW, EVERY ONE OF THE WINS,
EVERY HOME RUN, EVERY {\an8}HIT?
286
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,834
YEAH.
YEAH, WELL, WE WERE
RUNNING THAT FOR STAN ROSS --
287
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,070
A LIST OF EVERY ONE
OF HIS 3,000 HITS.
288
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,939
THERE'S AN ERROR.
ONE OF THE HITS
WAS AN ERROR?
289
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,606
NO, ALL THE HITS
WERE HITS.
290
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,675
THERE JUST AREN'T
3,000 OF THEM.
291
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,244
OKAY.
292
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,611
START OVER.
293
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,280
OKAY, THERE WAS A GAME
IN MAY 1982
294
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,582
THAT WAS CALLED FOR CURFEW. CURFEW.
295
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,952
WHEN THEY FINISHED IN AUGUST,
THE HITS WERE RECORDED TWICE --
296
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,720
ONCE IN MAY,
ONCE IN AUGUST.
297
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,856
STAN ROSS HAD THREE HITS
IN THAT GAME.
298
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,225
THAT MEANS THAT THREE
OF THE HITS DON'T COUNT.
299
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,262
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME --
STAN ROSS, MR. 3000,
300
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,099
HAS ONLY 2,997 HITS.
2,997 HITS.
301
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,035
AND AS YAHKO TRIED TO ESCAPE
ACROSS THE ROPE BRIDGE,
302
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,805
HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS TRAPPED
BY BOTH SIDES
303
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:10,110
BY THE DREADED, EVIL BOARS.
304
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,080
YAHKO KNEW HIS ONLY HOPE
WAS TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE,
305
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,316
AND THAT WAS TO JUMP
FAR, FAR BELOW
306
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,953
INTO THE RAGING, RAGING RIVER.
307
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,321
HOLD ON, KIDS.
308
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,789
HELLO?
309
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,824
HEY --
310
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,659
HEY, MAN, THE PRESS
IS EATING IT UP.
311
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,161
{\an8}WHAT HAPPENS TO YAHKO?
312
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,997
SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
313
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,232
{\an8}Children:
WHAT HAPPENED TO YAHKO?
WHAT?
314
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,069
{\an8}WHAT HAPPENED TO YAHKO?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YAHKO?
315
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,971
SHUT UP!
316
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,173
{\an8}Boy:
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT.
317
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,343
2,997?!
318
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,844
MAN, THAT'S BULLSHIT!
319
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,246
OH, MR. ROSS.
{\an8}Children: OOH!
320
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,647
PLEASE, THE CHILDREN.
321
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,016
MAN, HELL
WITH THE DOGGONE KIDS!
322
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,984
YAHKO'S DEAD!
323
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:55,188
{\an8}Scott: THE HALL OF FAME VOTE
IS IN, AND STAN ROSS IS NOT.
324
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,324
{\an8}THE ALWAYS-CONTROVERSIAL
EX-BREWER
325
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,260
{\an8}HAD SLOWLY CREPT TO WITHIN
FOUR VOTES OF ENSHRINEMENT,
326
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,797
BUT THIS TIME
FINISHED 147 VOTES SHY,
327
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,933
FOLLOWING A CORRECTION
IN THE RECORD BOOKS
328
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,170
THAT LEFT HIM THREE HITS SHORT
OF THE MAGICAL 3,000.
329
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,939
{\an8}LOOKS LIKE STAN'S GONNA
HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR
TURN IT OFF.
330
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,774
{\an8}TO WAIT TILL NEXT LIFE.
331
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,143
FROM THE GREEN --
332
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,186
I CAN'T LET THEM
DO IT TO ME.
333
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,224
I CAN'T LET THEM
TAKE AWAY MY LEGACY.
334
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,666
{\an8}* WATCH ME!
335
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,835
{\an8}* WATCH ME!
336
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,137
{\an8}* I GOT IT
337
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,805
{\an8}* WATCH ME!
338
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,309
{\an8}* I GOT IT,
HEY! ♪
339
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,980
{\an8}* I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT MAKES ME
WANT TO SHOUT *
YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M ONE
OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE.
340
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,884
{\an8}* I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT TELLS ME
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT *
YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M ONE
OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE.
341
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,920
{\an8}* I GOT SOUL,
AND I'M SUPER BAD ♪
342
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,223
YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M ONE
OF THE GREATEST HITTERS ALIVE.
343
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,092
{\an8}* I GOT SOUL
344
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,162
{\an8}* AND I'M SUPER BAD
345
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:09,929
{\an8}* I GOT IT
346
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,199
{\an8}* HEY!
347
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,901
I'M BACK!
348
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,703
{\an8}THE KING WITH THE SWING,
349
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,405
THE RIGHT ARM
THEY CALL "THE GUN,"
350
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,006
STAN ROSS.
351
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,008
{\an8}NITROGLYCERIN HIMSELF.
352
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,844
NUMBER 21, THE MAN WITH SWEETEST
SWING IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE,
353
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,947
IS BACK.
YOU GOTTA BE JOKING.
354
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,349
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
355
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,750
50?
356
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,885
47 AND GETTING YOUNGER.
357
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,087
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
358
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,358
MAN, WHAT THE HELL --
359
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,859
WHAT'S YOUR DAMN
PROBLEM, MAN?
360
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:44,397
THAT WAS 4/10
OF A SECOND.
361
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,866
{\an8}THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME
YOU HAVE
362
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,868
AFTER THE BALL
LEAVES THE PITCHER'S HAND
363
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,371
TO DECIDE WHETHER
IT'S A FASTBALL,
364
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,906
A SPLIT-FINGER --
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
365
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,275
WHAT YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE GAME?
366
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,876
YOU EVER PLAYED
IN THE MAJORS?
367
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,745
FIGURES.
HE'S DRUNK.
368
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,248
NO, I'VE JUST BEEN
A BREWERS FAN MY WHOLE LIFE
369
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,083
WHILE YOU TREATED THE TEAM
AND THE FANS
370
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,486
AND THE CITY LIKE DIRT.
371
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,061
YO, BOCA, GET THIS MAN
ANOTHER BOTTLE.
372
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,096
WELL, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
373
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,132
I APPRECIATE THAT.
NOW, I WANT YOU
TO TRY IT AGAIN.
374
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,401
WHAT?
SEE, 'CAUSE LAST TIME
I WASN'T STANDING AT THE PLATE.
375
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,836
COME ON, TRY IT AGAIN.
376
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,804
{\an8}YEAH.
377
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,250
BOCA.
378
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,518
{\an8}SEE THAT?
379
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,119
{\an8}THREE MORE OF THESE,
380
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,588
THREE MORE HITS.
381
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,292
AS I SAID BEFORE,
STAN ROSS IS BACK.
382
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,793
BETTER TALK TO HIM, BOCA.
383
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,431
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
NUMBER 21,
384
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,966
{\an8}THE GREAT, THE FANTASTIC,
385
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,902
{\an8}MR. INCREDIBLE --
STAN.
386
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,438
{\an8}Man: I THOUGHT
WHEN WE RETIRED HIS NUMBER,
387
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,440
{\an8}WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE
THAT PRICK ANYMORE.
388
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,041
{\an8}Man
HE'S A SENIOR CITIZEN.
389
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,943
{\an8}DO YOU THINK
I WANT HIM HERE?
390
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,945
{\an8}AND HE HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME
IN NINE YEARS.
391
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,047
{\an8}IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE IN
THE AMERICAN LEAGUE ANYMORE,
392
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,149
{\an8}SO HE'S GOTTA PLAY
THE FIELD.
393
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,219
{\an8}CAN HE EVEN HANDLE FIRST BASE
AT HIS AGE,
394
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,420
{\an8}LET ALONE HIT?
395
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,355
FELLAS...
396
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,358
WE ARE IN FIFTH PLACE,
397
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,027
AND WE ARE NOT
DRAWING FLIES,
398
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,297
AND WE'VE GOT TWO
VERY LONG MONTHS AHEAD OF US.
399
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,633
{\an8}THE BIGGEST CROWD
WE'VE HAD ALL YEAR
400
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,069
WAS THE DAY WE RETIRED
STAN'S NUMBER.
401
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,905
NOW, WE GIVE HIM A PHYSICAL.
402
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,308
GIVE HIM A MONTH
TO GET IN SHAPE.
403
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,577
THEN AFTER THAT SEPTEMBER
ROSTER EXPANSION,
404
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,179
IF HE'S UP TO IT,
WE PUT HIM IN THE LINEUP.
405
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,483
BO, ALL I NEED IS A BAT.
406
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,984
THAT'S IT, BABY.
407
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,353
LOOK AT HIM.
408
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,455
HE AIN'T GOT NO WAIST ON HIM.
HE GOT NOTHIN'.
409
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,891
STAN ROSS. HEY.
410
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,960
EDDIE RICHLING.
I'M THE CONDITIONING COACH.
411
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,430
HE HERE
TO CARRY YOU HOME?
412
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,065
THE ONLY THING
BOCA GONNA CARRY
413
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,199
IS MY PLAQUE
TO THE HALL OF FAME.
414
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,868
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
415
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,202
I LOVE YOU MORE, BABY.
OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
416
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,404
THAT'S RIGHT.
HOW MANY PUSH-UPS
CAN YOU DO?
417
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,172
ONE ARM OR TWO?
418
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,408
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN,
LAST TIME I COUNTED, MAN,
419
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,410
WHAT WAS IT,
ABOUT 40, 50?
420
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,448
I GOT 5 BUCKS IN MY POCKET
SAYS YOU CAN'T GIVE ME 10.
421
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,050
THAT'S EASY MONEY.
BACK UP, MAN.
422
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,288
BOCA, YOU BETTER
HELP YOUR BOY DOWN.
HE DIDN'T HELP ME IN.
423
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,055
COME ON,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
424
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,428
OKAY, WELL, THAT'S ONE.
425
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,237
HOW MANY IS THAT?
426
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,407
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I'D SAY 40, 50.
427
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,941
THAT'S FOUR.
428
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,410
COME ON, STAN.
YOU GOT THIS ONE.
429
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,716
OH, OH, OH!
YOUR KNEE TOUCHED, MAN.
430
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,117
THAT'S A GIRL PUSH-UP.
THAT DON'T COUNT.
431
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,051
YOU SEE MY KNEE TOUCH,
BOCA?
432
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,287
WELL, IT MIGHT HAVE, YEAH.
433
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,556
BUT WHO SAID
GIRL PUSH-UPS DON'T COUNT?
434
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,058
YEAH, WHO SAID
GIRL PUSH-UPS DON'T COUNT?
435
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,127
HOW YOU WANT TO PAY ME,
CASH OR CHECK?
436
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,001
OH, LOOK AT THEM
ARMS STARTING TO SHAKE.
437
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,036
{\an8}COME ON.
438
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,671
{\an8}COME ON.
439
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,974
AAH! OOF!
440
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,511
OKAY, STAN, NOW YOU READY
TO GET STARTED FOR REAL?
441
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,047
{\an8}MAN, WHAT TYPE OF SHIT
IS THIS?
442
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,650
HYDROSTATIC WEIGHING.
443
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,986
IT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA
DETERMINE HOW MUCH BODY
FAT YOU REALLY HAVE.
444
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,489
I DON'T NEED MY BALLS WASHED
TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WEIGH.
445
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,257
{\an8}HOLD YOUR BREATH, STAN.
446
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,626
THIS AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT A SOUTHERN BAPTISM.
447
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,695
IT'S CALLED
MODERN TECHNOLOGY, STAN.
448
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,431
RECENTLY, THE BREWERS HAVE
INCORPORATED NEW METHODS
449
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,967
OF TRAINING
INTO THEIR EXERCISE REGIMEN.
450
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,603
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU STARTED
ON THIS BAD BOY.
451
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,605
LOOK AT THIS.
MM-HMM.
452
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,440
THIS LOOKS LIKE
SOME PUNISHMENT.
453
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,476
{\an8}ACTUALLY,
IT'S VERY GENTLE.
454
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,010
IT'S CALLED PILATES.
455
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,144
PI-WHAT?
456
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,482
BREATHE IN.
457
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,518
OKAY, FEEL
THE EXTENSORS NOW.
458
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,320
I FEEL LIKE FLIPPER.
459
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:05,057
{\an8}* YOUNG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED
TO FEEL DOWN *
B, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
460
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,159
{\an8}* I SAID, YOUNG MAN,
PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND *
I'M GONNA START OFF REAL LIGHT,
ABOUT 463.
461
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,729
UH, YOU CAN THROW 460 ON
IF YOU WANT TO, CHICKEN CHEST,
462
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,263
BUT YOUR EQUIPMENT
IS RIGHT OVER THERE.
463
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,300
{\an8}* THERE'S NO NEED TO BE...
464
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,068
REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU --
KEEP THAT ASS UP.
465
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,570
{\an8}* YOUNG MAN
ALL RIGHT, PUSH!
466
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,572
WHOA, WHERE YOU GOING?
GET BACK HERE.
467
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,307
IS THIS A JOKE?
468
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,175
IT'S ONLY A JOKE IF YOU THINK
WEAK ABS ARE FUNNY.
469
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,811
FEEL IT
IN YOUR LATS?
470
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,313
YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY LATS.
YEAH, I FEEL IT!
471
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,081
MY SPINE AND MY BUTT, TOO!
472
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,383
PUSH IT! PUSH IT!
PUSH IT!
473
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,819
COME ON!
{\an8}AAAAH!
474
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:41,661
{\an8}* IT'S FUN TO STAY
AT THE Y.M.C.A. ♪
475
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,064
{\an8}* THEY HAVE EVERYTHING
FOR YOU MEN TO ENJOY *
COME ON, NOW.
476
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,167
{\an8}* YOU CAN HANG OUT
WITH ALL THE BOYS ♪
477
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,769
{\an8}* IT'S FUN TO STAY
AT THE Y.M.C.A. *
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHERE YOU GOING?
478
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,038
GET BACK HERE.
GET BACK HERE.
479
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,274
{\an8}* IT'S FUN TO STAY
AT THE Y.M.C.A. ♪
480
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,477
WHOOOO! YEAH!
481
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,613
{\an8}* YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN,
YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL ♪
482
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,550
{\an8}* YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU FEEL ♪
483
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,584
{\an8}STAND UP.
484
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,119
{\an8}* Y.M.C.A.
SIT DOWN.
485
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,254
{\an8}COME ON, NOW UP.
486
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,122
42.
487
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,591
43.
488
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,560
LOOK AT THIS BOY GO.
COME ON.
489
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,695
LOOK AT YOUR BOY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
STAN ROSS.
490
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,396
TELL 'EM YOUR NAME.
STAN ROSS.
491
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,731
WHO ARE YOU?
STAN ROSS!
492
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,533
LOUDER!
THEY CALL ME THE BOSS.
493
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,535
WHO?
'CAUSE I PAY THE COST.
494
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:26,706
WHY?
'CAUSE I'M ST-A-A-AN ROSS!
495
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,710
{\an8}* YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN,
YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL ♪
496
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,579
{\an8}* YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU FEEL ♪
497
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,314
SO, TOMORROW, MAN,
YOU READY?
498
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,485
GAME'S CHANGED A LOT
SINCE WE LAST PLAYED.
499
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,319
I STILL SEE THE BALL.
I STILL HIT THE BALL.
500
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,254
MM-HMM.
501
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,656
ALL DAY.
502
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,193
BUT I DO MISS PLAYIN'.
503
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:51,097
I KNOW I ALWAYS SAID
I DIDN'T, BUT I DO.
504
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,735
AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE HITTIN'
IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES...
505
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,337
BEIN' A PART
OF THAT GREAT TRADITION.
506
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,340
I NEVER FELT THAT TYPE
OF RESPECT
507
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,342
THAT I FELT
ON THE BALL FIELD --
508
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,111
THAT KIND OF ATTENTION.
509
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,782
OH, SHOOT,
THAT REMINDS ME.
510
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,818
YOU GOT A CALL
THIS AFTERNOON.
511
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,821
SOME AD-AGENCY GUY
FROM NEW YORK.
512
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,455
ENDORSEMENT?
513
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,690
WAS IT REEBOK?
514
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,359
IT'S NOT REEBOK.
515
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,394
ADIDAS OR NIKE?
516
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,565
VIAGRA.
517
00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,600
WHAT?
518
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,870
VIAGRA, MAN.
YOU'D BE THE SPOKESMAN.
519
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,205
I AIN'T GONNA BE NO DAMN
SPOKESMAN FOR NO VIAGRA.
520
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,276
I CAN STILL
SWING MY BAT, BO.
521
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,146
{\an8}Man:
YOU READY TO ROLL HERE?
522
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,784
{\an8}OKAY, THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
523
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,821
ARE PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO HELP
A MEMBER OF THE BREWER FAMILY
524
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,691
RECLAIM HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE
IN BASEBALL HISTORY.
525
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:55,394
{\an8}SO IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE
THAT I INTRODUCE TO YOU
526
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:59,866
{\an8}THE ONCE AND FUTURE MR. 3000,
STAN ROSS.
527
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,668
THANK YOU.
528
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,405
THANK YOU, MR. SCHEMBRI,
529
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:09,208
AND TO THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ORGANIZATION.
530
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,877
AND I PROMISE YOU,
IT WON'T BE LIKE LAST TIME
531
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,645
WHEN I'M IN FRONT
OF THE MICROPHONE
532
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:13,813
WITH ALL THAT CUSSIN'
AND SHIT, YOU KNOW?
533
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,383
HEY, STAN. STAN.
{\an8}YES?
534
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,686
{\an8}IS THIS ONLY ABOUT
GETTING BACK TO 3,000 HITS,
535
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,520
OR DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE
YOU CAN HELP MAKE THE BREWERS
536
00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,522
MORE COMPETITIVE
ON THE FIELD?
537
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,257
HOW COULD I NOT MAKE THEM
MORE COMPETITIVE?
538
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,726
LET ME BE A LITTLE BIT
POLITE HERE.
539
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,761
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
ARE WEAK.
540
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,730
{\an8}Man:
HERE WE GO.
WHO THEY GOT?
541
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,266
THEY'RE A LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM.
YOU ALL KNOW IT.
542
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,770
THEY NEED ME.
{\an8}HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'LL ADJUST
TO THE CONTEMPORARY GAME?
543
00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,673
YOU EVER HEARD OF HAROLD MELVIN
and THE BLUE NOTES?
544
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,274
EARTH, WIND and FIRE?
545
00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:45,277
SOME THINGS
JUST ALWAYS PLAY WELL.
546
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,379
{\an8}A LITTLE "OLD SCHOOL" IS
EXACTLY WHAT THIS TEAM NEEDS.
547
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,348
{\an8}YOU NERVOUS?
WHAT IF YOU DON'T HIT?
548
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,617
WHAT'S THAT?
549
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,519
{\an8}I SAID,
"WHAT IF YOU DON'T HIT?"
550
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,554
IF ALL THIS TALK
IS JUST TALK,
551
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,690
{\an8}AND IT BECOMES OBVIOUS
THAT YOU'RE HURTING THE TEAM,
552
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,626
WILL YOU TAKE YOURSELF
OUT OF THE LINEUP?
553
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,694
I SAID I'M GONNA HIT.
554
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,763
AND WHEN I SAY
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING, I DO IT.
555
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,431
THAT'S NOT ALWAYS
HOW IT WORKS.
556
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:06,899
WELL, IT IS FOR ME.
557
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,534
NOT THE WAY I REMEMBER.
558
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,369
{\an8}WELL, MAYBE
YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING
559
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,738
YOU THOUGHT I SAID
I WAS GONNA DO,
560
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,873
BUT DIDN'T SAY
I WAS GONNA DO IT,
561
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,776
'CAUSE I COLD-BLOOD DO
EVERYTHING I SAY I'M GONNA DO.
562
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,878
IS THAT THE WAY YOU WERE RAISED?
563
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,380
{\an8}STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN,
LIKE 6:00.
564
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,283
SO WHAT DOES YOUR MAMA
THINK ABOUT ALL THIS
COMEBACK FOOLISHNESS?
565
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,719
W-W-WHY ARE WE GETTING
ON THIS MAMA STUFF?
566
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:27,654
{\an8}OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, FOLKS.
567
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,988
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
568
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,990
{\an8}Man: JUST GET
ONE MORE QUESTION, SIR.
569
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,692
GET IN LINE.
570
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,962
YOU REALLY NAILED HIM
ON THAT ONE.
571
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:37,964
MAUREEN.
572
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,266
HEY.
573
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,467
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
574
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,402
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
575
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,304
I'M COVERING THE STORY
FOR ESPN.
576
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,739
UH-HUH.
WHY YOU, THOUGH?
577
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,809
THEY SENT ME.
578
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,411
JUST BY CHANCE,
YOU AIN'T HERE TO SEE ME?
579
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,613
NO, I'M ON ASSIGNMENT.
580
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,983
THEY ASKED ME TO COVER A STORY,
SO I'M COVERING IT, PERIOD.
581
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,788
I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE BALL PARK.
582
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,357
MO, MO, MO, MO.
WAIT, WAIT.
583
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,661
HOW ABOUT AN EXCLUSIVE?
584
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:10,629
UH-HUH.
585
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,765
SEE?
586
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,466
YOU AND ME?
587
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,635
HUH?
588
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,974
SO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET THREE
HITS IN YOUR FIRST THREE AT-BATS
589
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,609
AND GET THIS THING
OVER WITH?
590
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,645
COME ON, MO,
I'M 47 YEARS OLD.
591
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,815
IT'LL PROBABLY TAKE ME MAYBE...
592
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,016
FOUR AT-BATS.
593
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,520
YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND,
STAN ROSS.
594
00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:36,522
{\an8}THANK YOU FOR SITTING DOWN
WITH US.
595
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:37,489
GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.
596
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:38,791
THANK YOU.
597
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:42,895
THAT'S IT. THANKS, GUYS.
THAT'S A WRAP.
598
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,964
THAT WASN'T TOO BAD, NOW,
WAS IT?
THAT WAS GREAT.
599
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,665
AFTER I GET MY HITS TODAY,
600
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,500
YOU WANT TO COME BY
THE HOUSE AND CELEBRATE?
601
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,738
YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER KEEP
YOUR MIND ON THE GAME, MR. 3000.
602
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,140
YOU THINKIN', EH?
603
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,875
WELL, WE'LL SEE
IN A FEW HOURS, WON'T WE?
604
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,884
STAN, YOU DA MAN.
605
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,819
LIVIN' LEGEND, BABY.
606
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:10,389
YES, SIR, ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS WALK UP IN THERE
607
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,458
AND TAKE THOSE YOUNGSTERS
TO SCHOOL.
608
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,661
HEY, OH, GOOD.
BUDDY, BUDDY, COME HERE.
609
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,164
{\an8}HELP ME OUT, PLEASE.
THIS ZIPPER!
610
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,498
UH, HEY,
CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
611
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,533
YOU BEST MEAN HANDSHAKE.
612
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,771
YOU'RE STAN ROSS.
613
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,939
STAN! STAN! HUGE FAN.
YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT.
614
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,841
YOU GOTTA UNZIP ME.
I'M GONNA TELL ALL MY BUDDIES.
615
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,877
"STAN ROSS
UNZIPPED MY PANTS."
616
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,444
YOU CRAZY.
617
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,380
OH, CRAZY?
THINKIN' I'M CRAZY?
618
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,448
{\an8}WHERE IS HE?
619
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,850
STAN, STAN, STAN, STAN.
620
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:39,718
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
STAN -- I AIN'T CRAZY!
621
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,420
CRAZY FOR ASKING YOU
TO GIVE ME A HAND!
622
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,735
{\an8}Woman: YEAH, GOOD LUCK
ON TONIGHT'S GAME.
623
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,876
HA HA,
NOW THIS SHIT IS ALL RIGHT.
624
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,478
{\an8}UH-HUH, SOUND EFFECTS
COULD BE A LITTLE BIT LOUDER
625
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,947
WHEN A BROTHER HIT, THOUGH.
626
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:10,482
THAT SHIT SHOULD SOUND
LIKE A CANNON!
627
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,687
{\an8}MR. ROSS.
628
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,557
I'M RICK,
THE CLUBHOUSE ASSISTANT.
629
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,726
JUST STAN.
I'M JUST STAN.
630
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,129
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S YOUR LOCKER
RIGHT OVER THERE.
{\an8}THANK YOU.
631
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,831
{\an8}Man on television:
THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
632
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,532
{\an8}AND THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS.
633
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,669
{\an8}GO AHEAD, MAN,
IT'S IN MY LOCKER.
634
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,944
I'M STAN ROSS.
635
00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,981
{\an8}I KNOW VERY WELL
WHO YOU ARE.
636
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:18,650
I GREW UP WATCHING YOUR
EXCELLENT PLAY ON TELEVISION.
637
00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:21,587
YOU ARE HERO TO MANY
YOUNG JAPANESE PLAYERS.
638
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,625
BUT YOU HAVE HOLE
IN YOUR ASS.
639
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,294
HOLE IN MY ASS?
640
00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:31,864
{\an8}WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
THAT'S FUKUDA.
641
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,033
HE WAS TAUGHT ENGLISH
PRETTY GOOD IN SCHOOL IN JAPAN,
642
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,502
BUT THEY NEVER TAUGHT HIM
TO CUSS WORTH A DAMN.
643
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,170
BUT WHY HE CUSS ME OUT?
I AIN'T NEVER DID
NOTHIN' TO HIM.
644
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:41,007
BROTHER, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT 25 LITTLE LEAGUERS IN HERE
645
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,641
WHO ALL WANT TO GIVE YOU
AN ASS-WHUPPING.
646
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,177
{\an8}OH, 6-3!
6-3, MAN!
647
00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:46,845
6-4.
648
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:48,814
{\an8}YOU'RE RIGHT, 6-4.
I WAS TRYING TO CHEAT.
649
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,917
MINADEO, SKILLETT --
SECOND AND SHORT.
650
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,319
THEY'LL GO AT IT
OVER ANYTHING.
651
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,854
{\an8}WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
NO! THAT'S OUT --
THAT'S HALF OUT.
652
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,724
IT ALL GOT TO BE
IN THE BASKET.
IT HALF WENT IN.
653
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,692
{\an8}IT HAS TO GO IN,
ALL OF IT.
SKILLETT, YOU'RE ALWAYS
TRYING TO PULL THIS.
654
00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:02,061
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRANDPA?
DOES THAT COUNT?
655
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,662
GRANDPA?
656
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,897
{\an8}Man:
HERE IT IS.
UH-OH. LINEUP!
657
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,102
BASE HIT,
DINNER'S ON ME.
658
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,738
AH, YES!
NOW BATTING LEADOFF.
659
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,174
{\an8}SKILLS THAT PAY THE BILLS.
660
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,043
{\an8}WHOO!
661
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:29,255
{\an8}WAS PANAS HERE YET
BACK WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING?
662
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,123
YEAH, HE WAS HERE.
663
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,125
BUT I DON'T THINK I WAS
ONE OF HIS FAVORITES, THOUGH.
664
00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,594
{\an8}STAN ROSS, YOU BAT EIGHTH!
HA HA!
665
00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,230
EIGHTH?
THAT'S FOR BANJO HITTERS.
666
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,699
MAN, I NEVER BATTED LOWER
THAN FIFTH IN MY LIFE.
667
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,935
{\an8}YOU BAT THAT NOW,
YOU SON OF MY DICK.
668
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,104
SON OF MY DICK?
669
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,659
HEY, WHAT SIZE YOU SWINGING
OVER THERE, OLD SCHOOL?
670
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,329
34 OUNCE,
LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE.
671
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,366
YOU SURE YOU CAN STILL GET
AROUND WITH THAT
672
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,101
AT YOUR OLD AGE?
673
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,103
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.
674
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,105
I'VE BEEN SWINGING
THIS THING SWEET
675
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,873
BEFORE YOU KNEW WHICH SIDE
OF THE BAT WAS THE GOOD END.
676
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,145
WHOO!
677
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,783
YEAH,
I SWING A 36 MYSELF.
678
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:05,817
YEAH, BIG TALK.
679
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,321
I GOT A HAMMER MY DAMN SELF.
680
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,357
WHEW.
681
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:12,758
COME ON, COACH.
682
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:17,363
{\an8}Man:
ROSS, YOU SUCK!
683
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,833
HOW'S IT FEEL, STAN?
684
00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,370
{\an8}HOW ABOUT AN INTERVIEW
AFTER THE GAME?
HOW YOU FEEL
PHYSICALLY, STAN?
685
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,172
COME ON, NOW, DON'T DISTRACT ME
WHEN I'M HITTIN'.
686
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,007
HITTING'S MY BUSINESS.
687
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,685
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
{\an8}YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
LOOKIN' GOOD, STAN.
688
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:41,487
{\an8}Man: STAN!
STILL THE WIZARD OF WOOD!
689
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,921
{\an8}BINGO.
690
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,691
OH, YEAH.
691
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,794
I'M ABOUT TO TAKE CARE
OF BUSINESS.
692
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,865
{\an8}Crowd:
CHARGE!
693
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,370
CHARGE!
694
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,441
CHARGE!
695
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,712
{\an8}Announcer: BOTTOM OF THE THIRD,
AND THE CHEERS YOU HEAR --
696
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,947
AND THE BOOS,
FOR THAT MATTER --
697
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,749
ARE FOR STAN ROSS.
698
00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:13,719
{\an8}IT'S THE REASON
MOST OF THE 38,000-PLUS FANS
699
00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:15,187
{\an8}ARE HERE TONIGHT.
700
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:23,529
{\an8}Man onFIRST BASEMAN,
NUMBER 21, STAN ROSS.
701
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,750
THIS GUY THROWS
PRETTY HARD, POPS.
702
00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,418
IS THAT RIGHT?
703
00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:48,754
WELL, I HIT PRETTY HARD, SON.
704
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,993
STRIKE ONE.
705
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,000
COME ON, STAN.
BE AGGRESSIVE.
706
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,269
I AM.
707
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:04,903
JUST STAY FOCUSED.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.
708
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,472
I'M LOOKING DEAD AT IT.
709
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,105
I DON'T NEED YOU
TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
710
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,174
COME ON IN.
711
00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:09,975
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
712
00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:12,010
THIS AIN'T
MY FIRST PICNIC, BABY.
713
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,416
{\an8}STRIKE!
OOH! STAN WAS A HAIR OFF
714
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,352
TIMING THAT BIG BREAKING BALL
FROM HAMILTON.
715
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:22,354
{\an8}OF COURSE, ALL SEASON LONG,
A LOT OF HITTERS,
716
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,423
{\an8}WHO AREN'T 47 YEARS OLD,
717
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,525
{\an8}HAVE BEEN FOOLED
BY HAMILTON.
718
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,494
AND WE'RE
THE LITTLE LEAGUERS?
719
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,997
NOT SO AGGRESSIVE, BABY.
720
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,832
WHEW. FOCUS.
721
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,304
{\an8}HE PLAYIN' TO YOU.
722
00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:39,871
{\an8}LET HIM PLAY TO YOU, BABY.
COME ON.
723
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,542
COME ON, STAN.
COME ON, BABY.
724
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,113
STRIKE!
725
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,115
{\an8}Announcer:
INSIDE FASTBALL,
726
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,818
{\an8}AND STAN ROSS IS OUT OF THERE
ON THREE STRAIGHT PITCHES.
727
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,287
{\an8}IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE
A LONG NIGHT
728
00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,489
{\an8}FOR THE KING OF SWING.
729
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,535
WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO "SportsCenter."
730
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:11,903
STUART SCOTT WITH YOU.
WE GOT SOME MORE BASEBALL.
731
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,505
BRAVES AND BREWERS.
732
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,973
WHO CARES?
733
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,308
WELL, STAN ROSS CARES.
734
00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,244
THE FIRST WEEK AT BAT
735
00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,346
WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST WEEK
OUT OF THE WOMB FOR STAN --
736
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,980
A WHOLE LOT OF DROOLING
737
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,849
AND A WHOLE LOT
OF JUST FLAILING AROUND
738
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,551
FOR THE ERSTWHILE KING OF SWING.
739
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:28,086
{\an8}LET'S CHECK OUT THE HIGHLIGHTS.
740
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,522
{\an8}WELL, STAN THE MAN
MORE LIKE STAN THE STATUE,
741
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,558
{\an8}JUST CHILLIN' AT A CURVE
FOR STRIKE ONE.
742
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,227
{\an8}NEXT PITCH --
NOW, WAIT A SECOND.
743
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,596
{\an8}WHAT WAS IT THAT STAN SAID
ABOUT THE REST OF HIS TEAM?
744
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,665
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
ARE WEAK.
745
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,032
WHO THEY GOT?
746
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,101
THEY'RE
A LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM.
747
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,035
THEY NEED ME.
748
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,405
{\an8}UH-HUH.
LITTLE LEAGUERS, HUH?
749
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,274
{\an8}WELL, MY 9-YEAR-OLD, I THINK,
HAS A BETTER SWING
750
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:50,041
{\an8}AND BETTER EYES THAN THAT.
751
00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:52,544
{\an8}OH! JUST CHILLIN'
AT A CALLED STRIKE THREE,
752
00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:56,181
{\an8}AND, WELL, THAT'LL GET YOU
SOME HALITOSIS ACTION.
753
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,084
{\an8}YEAH, WHEN YOU GET JUST A
LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE UMPIRE.
754
00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,587
{\an8}STAN'S NOT DONE.
I THINK HE DECIDED TO DO A
LITTLE BIT OF SPRING CLEANING.
755
00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,189
{\an8}EITHER THAT,
OR HE JUST WANTS TO SYMBOLIZE
756
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,091
{\an8}HOW WELL HE'S BEEN PLAYING.
757
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,126
{\an8}YEAH, GARBAGE!
758
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:11,129
{\an8}NOW, I'M NOT GONNA
SAY THAT EVERY BREWER
BUT STAN HAD A HIT,
759
00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:14,633
BUT I AM GONNA SAY THAT EVERY
BREWER BUT STAN THAT {\an8}PLAYED
760
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,101
HAD A HIT.
761
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,536
OUR MAUREEN SIMMONS
WAS AT THE GAME
762
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,271
AND HAD POSTGAME DUTY.
763
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:23,074
NOT THE DAY STAN ROSS OR
THE MILWAUKEE FANS HAD IN MIND.
764
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:26,044
WORD AROUND THE ORGANIZATION
IS THAT MANAGER GUS PANAS
765
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,914
{\an8}IS PARTICULARLY UNHAPPY HAVING
ROSS BACK IN THE LINEUP.
766
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,616
APPARENTLY HE
HASN'T FORGOTTEN THE WAY
767
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,451
THAT STAN ABANDONED THE TEAM
768
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,220
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE PENNANT RACE NINE YEARS AGO.
769
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,221
STUART.
770
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,257
{\an8}THE PRESS IS HAVING
A FIELD DAY.
771
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,627
HEY, THEY'RE JUST
GETTING EVEN WITH STAN
772
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,429
FOR ALL THOSE YEARS
OF ABUSE...
773
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,230
FOR TURNING THIS TEAM
INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK.
774
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,434
FIVE GAMES AND HASN'T
GOTTEN CLOSE TO A HIT.
775
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,669
HOW LONG
DO WE LET THIS GO ON?
776
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:56,041
WE GOT 35,000 PEOPLE
IN THE PARK TODAY.
777
00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:00,946
WE'RE COMMITTED TO THIS...
778
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,949
WHETHER STAN ROSS
EVER GETS ANOTHER HIT OR NOT.
779
00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:08,987
YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT ANYTHING STRONGER
THAN THAT CLUB SODA?
780
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,622
OH, NO, I'M GOOD.
781
00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:12,458
THANKS, BOCA.
782
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,192
WHY YOU CALL HIM BOCA?
783
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,194
LOOK AT HIM.
784
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:18,597
HE LOOK LIKE HE'S READY
FOR BOCA RATON WITH
THEM TRACKSUITS ON.
785
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,031
STAN DON'T APPRECIATE
MY VELOUR.
786
00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,033
{\an8}THAT'S ALL HE WEARS.
787
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,536
MO, I SWEAR, HE HAS
A BLACK ONE FOR FUNERALS.
788
00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,538
JUST COMIN' FROM ME,
I THINK MY MAN
789
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,640
TAKE HIS OLD REEBOK ENDORSEMENT
DEAL A LITTLE BIT TOO SERIOUS.
790
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,477
HEY, A LIFETIME SUPPLY.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.
791
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,445
NO, NO,
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.
{\an8}NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
792
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,113
{\an8}NO, NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
793
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,115
NO. NO, NO,
I STARTED THE LOVE.
{\an8}YOU --
794
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,117
{\an8}AND YOUR LIFE'S BEEN RICHER
EVER SINCE.
795
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,486
I HEAR YOU.
796
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:42,153
NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, MO.
797
00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,589
MM, YOU TOO, TONY.
798
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,993
SO...
799
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,629
YOU HIRE A FANCY DECORATOR
TO HELP YOU DO THIS PLACE?
800
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,431
GIRL, YOU NEED TO
QUIT FIGHTIN'.
801
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,500
YOU KNOW DOGGONE WELL
802
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,735
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE OLD
AND TIRED WHEN I QUIT THE GAME.
803
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,337
HONESTLY, I NEVER
REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
OH, YEAH, YOU THOUGHT IT.
804
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,039
BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
805
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,041
I OWN THIS PLACE, AND I OWN
ALL THE STORES NEXT DOOR.
806
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,677
3000 SUDS, 3000 WOKS,
AND 3000 BEEPS.
807
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,046
MM-HMM. THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE COMIN' BACK --
808
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,648
SO ALL THEM NAMES
STILL MAKE SENSE.
809
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,183
SISTER, YOU KNOW
WHY I'M COMIN' BACK.
810
00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:13,685
'CAUSE I DESERVE TO BE
IN THE HALL OF FAME
811
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,186
WITH ALL
THE OTHER IMMORTALS.
812
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,522
YOU KNOW...
813
00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:19,324
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T WORD IT
LIKE THAT.
814
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,192
IS THAT RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
815
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,532
WHAT?
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT.
816
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,334
YOU BETTER HUSH.
YOU EATIN' THAT STEAK.
OOH, LET ME SEE SOMETHING.
817
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,269
COME HERE. FLEX.
MNH-MNH.
818
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,738
MO, MO, BABY, LOOK AT YOU.
COME ON, MO.
I'M EATING, STAN.
819
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,205
LOOK AT YOU, MO.
820
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,174
OHO!
821
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,676
AND QUICK STILL.
822
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,211
YOU GONNA EAT THIS?
823
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,781
YOU SURE GOT TIME TO EAT.
824
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,750
{\an8}BABY, YOU HUNGRIER
THAN A HOSTAGE.
825
00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:47,218
OOH, TAKE A BITE
OUT OF CRIME.
826
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,756
{\an8}THAT KILLED ME THERE,
I'LL TELL YA.
827
00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,191
{\an8}I THOUGHT THE LADY
MUST HAVE --
828
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,060
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
829
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,628
YOU DON'T TRAIN NO MORE.
830
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,396
YOU DON'T DRINK NO MORE.
MNH-MNH.
831
00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,865
NOW, WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT?
832
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,767
'CAUSE I REMEMBER
HOW YOU USED TO DRINK
833
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,636
HALF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE
UNDERNEATH THE TABLE.
834
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,805
NO, I REALIZED I HAD
TO START CUTTIN' LOOSE
835
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,540
FROM THOSE THINGS THAT
WEREN'T GETTING ME ANYWHERE.
836
00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:10,108
WHERE YOU NEED TO BE
GETTIN'?
837
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,443
ON WITH MY LIFE.
838
00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:13,244
WE DON'T STAY YOUNG
FOREVER, STAN.
839
00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:14,646
COME ON, COME ON.
YOU KNOW WE'RE YOUNG ENOUGH.
840
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,216
OOH, I DON'T THINK SO,
MR. ROSS.
841
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,719
COME ON, NOW. I KNOW YOU
REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
842
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,254
YOU CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T HAVE
SOMETHING PRETTY SPECIAL.
GOOD NIGHT.
843
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:26,091
WHAT ABOUT KANSAS CITY?
THAT WAS A MIND-BLOWING WEEKEND.
844
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,760
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU FORGOT ABOUT THAT?
BYE-BYE.
845
00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:32,498
CLEVELAND, WHEN I HAD
YOUR TOENAILS POPPIN'
OFF LIKE REDENBACHER.
846
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,833
BYE.
COME ON, HOW ABOUT TORON--
847
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,504
GOD.
848
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,306
{\an8}UH-HUH.
OH.
849
00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,141
COME ON, SAY IT.
{\an8}COME ON, NOW.
850
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,843
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU
TO SURPRISE ME IN TORONTO.
851
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,645
YOU KNOW HOW
THOSE CANADIAN GROUPIES ARE.
852
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:47,646
COME ON, NOW.
YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
853
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,247
DON'T GIVE ME
THAT CRAP.
854
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,682
YOU'RE A SELFISH MAN.
YOU ALWAYS WERE.
855
00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,653
OKAY,
IF YOU SO UPSET,
856
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,287
WHY WAS YOU WILLING TO GET BACK
WITH ME EVERY NOW AND THEN?
857
00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:57,856
YEAH, WE GOT TOGETHER
FOR A NIGHT,
858
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,758
BUT I DIDN'T STAY
FOR BREAKFAST, NOW, DID I?
859
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,927
WE'D STILL BE DOIN' IT IF YOU
DIDN'T TAKE THAT ESPN GIG.
860
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,630
WELL, WHEN THERE'S
A BETTER OFFER ON THE TABLE,
861
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,364
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT.
862
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,434
I'LL PAY FOR IT.
863
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,836
BYE-BYE.
864
00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,642
{\an8}Announcer: THE COUNT IS 1-1
ON THE SECOND BASEMAN MINADEO.
865
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:19,444
{\an8}BREWERS DOWN BY 4.
RUNNER AT FIRST.
866
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,347
{\an8}THEY SURE COULD USE
A LITTLE SPARK HERE.
867
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:24,950
{\an8}GLICKMAN NOW ON THE MOUND,
WORKING FROM THE STRETCH.
868
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,618
{\an8}THROWS TO FIRST,
AND THEY'VE PICKED HIM OFF.
869
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,320
{\an8}SKILLETT IS CAUGHT NAPPING.
870
00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:31,456
{\an8}WHEN IS THIS BALL CLUB
GOING TO WAKE UP?
871
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,458
{\an8}ANOTHER MISTAKE.
872
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,227
{\an8}MINADEO STEPS BACK IN.
873
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,530
{\an8}HERE'S THE WIND
AND THE PITCH.
874
00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:40,632
{\an8}SWUNG ON, A ONE-HOPPER
BACK TO THE MOUND.
SHIT!
875
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,534
{\an8}HE BOBBLES IT,
BUT WHAT'S MINADEO DOING?
876
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:44,736
{\an8}HE'S NOT RUNNING.
NOW THEY PICK IT UP.
877
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,738
{\an8}THE THROW TO FIRST,
AND HE'S OUT.
878
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,674
AAH!
COME ON!
879
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,877
{\an8}Stan:
LOOK AT THAT.
880
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,313
{\an8}THERE SHOULD BE A MAN ON FIRST
AND SECOND RIGHT NOW.
881
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,749
BUT EASY, GUS.
DON'T GET EXCITED.
882
00:41:57,783 --> 00:42:01,386
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO POP NO BLOOD VESSEL.
883
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:03,421
WHAT YOU-ALL HAVIN',
PRAYER?
884
00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:06,191
{\an8}Announcer: THE ONLY SHINING
STAR ON THE TEAM THESE DAYS
885
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:09,595
{\an8}IS THEIR STRAPPING YOUNG
OUTFIELDER, T-REX PENNEBAKER.
886
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,763
{\an8}BUT EVEN HIS IMPRESSIVE
POWER NUMBERS
887
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,266
{\an8}HAVE DONE LITTLE TO STOP
THE BREWERS' LOSING STREAK.
888
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,805
{\an8}PENNEBAKER DIGS IN.
889
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:25,577
{\an8}AND HERE'S THE WINDUP
AND THE PITCH.
890
00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:28,614
{\an8}SWUNG ON AND A DEEP, DEEP DRIVE
TO LEFT FIELD.
891
00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:30,248
{\an8}IT'S GOING, GOING...
892
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:31,750
{\an8}IT IS...
893
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,619
{\an8}GONE!
894
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,960
{\an8}4-1.
895
00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:44,763
{\an8}YET ANOTHER
BASES-EMPTY HOME RUN
896
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:47,398
{\an8}FOR T-REX PENNEBAKER.
897
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,806
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
898
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,808
THAT RIGHT THERE?
899
00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:58,576
THAT'S A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
SOMETHIN' FOR "SportsCenter."
900
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:01,412
PLUS, THAT'S GONNA LOOK TIGHT
IN NEXT YEAR'S VIDEO GAME.
901
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,620
{\an8}WHAT THE HELL
YOU CALL YOURSELF DOIN'?
902
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,723
YO, I'M PUTTIN' THE SHOW
IN THE SHOW.
903
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,759
BUT YOUR TEAM LOSIN'.
904
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:15,894
INSTEAD OF YOU PLAYIN',
YOU MAKIN' LIKE MR. BOJANGLES.
905
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,730
I JUST HIT
A HOME RUN, SON.
{\an8}YEAH!
906
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,733
MAYBE YOU WAS TAKIN'
A GRANDPA NAP DURING THAT PART.
907
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,736
BUT YOUR TEAM
GETTIN' PICKED OFF.
908
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,772
YOUR BOYS AIN'T
BEATIN' OUT GROUNDERS.
909
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,640
THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN TWO MEN ON
WHEN YOU HIT THAT HOMER.
910
00:43:28,674 --> 00:43:30,408
IT SHOULD BE
A BALL GAME RIGHT NOW.
911
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,011
YO, SO YELL AT {\an8}THEM,
OLD SCHOOL.
912
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,013
GET UP OUT OF MY FACE, MAN,
'CAUSE I DID MY JOB.
BUT YOU THE --
BUT YOU THE SUPERSTAR!
913
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,414
YOU THE SUPERSTAR.
914
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,083
YOU SET THE TONE.
915
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:40,018
LISTEN HERE.
916
00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:43,288
WHEN YOU GET A BASE HIT
IN THIS MILLENNIUM,
917
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,757
THEN YOU CAN COME ON DOWN THERE
AND TALK TO ME.
918
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,325
IS THAT RIGHT?
919
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,994
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
920
00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:01,840
{\an8}HEY, STAN, YOU THINK THAT
DIAPER'S AFFECTING YOUR SWING?
921
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,942
MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE
SOMETHING LIGHTER.
922
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,778
HOW ABOUT A WIFFLE BAT?
923
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,479
HOW 'BOUT I SHOVE
MY HALL OF FAME BAT
924
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,381
UP THE CRACK
OF YOUR MASCOT ASS?
925
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,617
MAKE YOU A HOT DOG
ON A STICK, BITCH.
926
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,720
YEAH? I MIGHT BE
A SAUSAGE WITH TEETH,
927
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,855
BUT YOU SURE AS HELL
AIN'T NO HALL OF FAMER.
928
00:44:18,924 --> 00:44:21,459
{\an8}* IF YOU DISRESPECT
WHAT?!
929
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:25,063
{\an8}* EVERYBODY THAT YOU RUN INTO
930
00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:26,998
{\an8}Stan:
LOOKS FAMILIAR?
931
00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:28,800
{\an8}FAMILIAR?
932
00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,869
WELL, YOU AIN'T CHANGED NOTHIN'
SINCE BACK IN THE DAY.
933
00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:34,139
IN FACT, I DON'T THINK
YOU EVEN VACUUMED.
934
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,041
{\an8}WELL, WHY MESS
WITH PERFECTION?
935
00:44:36,441 --> 00:44:38,343
OH, HONEY, NOW, I CAN
THINK OF A LOT OF DESCRIPTIONS
936
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,145
FOR THIS COUCH, AND "PERFECTION"
AIN'T ONE OF 'EM.
937
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,483
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL
OVER THERE?
938
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,885
HOW COME I HARDLY EVER SEE YOU
ON "SportsCenter" ANYMORE?
939
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:48,987
OH, YOU KNOW.
940
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,890
THEY GOT SOME PRETTY YOUNG THING
THEY TRYIN' TO GROOM.
941
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,859
THAT'S SOME BULL.
THEY CAN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THAT.
942
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,460
OH, NO, NO. I REMEMBER
ONCE UPON A TIME
943
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,162
I PUSHED OUT
THE 40-YEAR-OLD.
944
00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,397
LISTEN, I AIN'T BEEN PLAYIN'
THIS GAME LONG ENOUGH
945
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,532
NOT TO KNOW HOW IT GOES.
MM-HMM.
946
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,569
BUT I'VE BEEN THINKIN' AHEAD
TOWARD IT, YOU KNOW?
947
00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,504
I'M GONNA START PRODUCING
NEXT YEAR.
948
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,705
I'M GOIN'
BEHIND THE CAMERA.
949
00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:08,907
OH, YOU GO, GIRL.
950
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:12,377
LIKE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU,
MR. ROSS,
951
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:13,945
NOW, YOU CAN'T BEAT
FATHER TIME.
952
00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:16,714
WELL, HOW COME YOU REALLY
HAVEN'T SETTLED DOWN?
953
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,620
THE RIGHT MAN
WASN'T RIGHT.
954
00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,557
MM-HMM.
955
00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,860
{\an8}* I'VE BEEN REALLY TRYING,
BABY *
OH!
956
00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:30,595
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
957
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,563
THAT'S MY SONG.
958
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,801
{\an8}* TRYING TO HOLD BACK
THIS FEELING FOR SO LONG ♪
959
00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:37,568
COME ON, BUMP WITH ME, MO.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'.
960
00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:38,603
COME ON, BABY.
COME ON.
961
00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:39,704
I NEED YOU, NOW.
962
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,539
{\an8}DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'.
963
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,474
{\an8}COME ON.
COME ON OUT HERE.
964
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,610
ALL RIGHT, ONLY 'CAUSE
I LIKE THIS SONG, TOO,
965
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:47,145
NOT 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU.
I'LL TAKE IT.
966
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:51,149
{\an8}* WHOO, LET'S GET IT ON
COME ON.
967
00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:53,785
{\an8}* OH, BABY
968
00:45:53,819 --> 00:45:55,921
{\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON
969
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:56,788
HEY.
970
00:45:56,988 --> 00:46:00,058
{\an8}* LET'S LOVE, BABY
971
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,227
{\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON
972
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,761
STILL GOT IT, GIRL.
973
00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,596
{\an8}* SUGAR
974
00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,732
{\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON
STILL GOT IT.
975
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,000
STAN.
YEAH, BABY?
976
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,469
HONEY, STOP CHASING
THE BUTT.
977
00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:15,106
YOU KNOW WHAT, MO?
978
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,075
THE BEST SEX I EVER HAD
WAS WITH YOU.
979
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,609
WHAT?
YEAH.
980
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,846
YOU HAD GIRLS IN EVERY CITY
IN BASEBALL.
981
00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:22,180
IT WASN'T THE BEST.
982
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,015
WHY IS THAT?
WE DO IT LONGER?
983
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,583
NOT REALLY.
984
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,118
MORE POSITIONS, THEN?
985
00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,753
I AIN'T GOIN' THERE.
986
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:29,787
MM-HMM.
987
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,089
MORE TIMES A NIGHT?
988
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,790
OH, YOU STILL HOLD
THE RECORD.
989
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,993
I DON'T KNOW, BABY.
990
00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,261
I GUESS...
991
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,496
I LIKE THE REST OF IT.
992
00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:40,932
THE REST OF IT?
WHAT'S LEFT?
993
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,800
WELL, YOU KNOW.
994
00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:45,103
I LIKE THE SLEEPIN'
AND THE TALKIN'
995
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,472
AND HANGIN' OUT
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
996
00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:49,774
{\an8}* GIVING YOURSELF TO ME
997
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,110
{\an8}* CAN NEVER BE WRONG
BUT THAT'S NOT SEX.
998
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,811
IT IS TO ME.
999
00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,613
NO, IT'S NOT {\an8}SEX.
1000
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,182
WHAT YOU CALL THAT, THEN?
1001
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,784
{\an8}* OOH-OOH
1002
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,120
{\an8}* NOW, DON'T YOU KNOW
1003
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:06,925
{\an8}* HOW SWEET AND WONDERFUL
LIFE CAN BE? ♪
1004
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,995
{\an8}* OOH-OOH
1005
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,232
{\an8}* I'M ASKING YOU
1006
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:17,035
BEFORE WE GO TOO FAR,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I CAN'T SPEND THE NIGHT.
WHY NOT?
1007
00:47:17,068 --> 00:47:18,503
EARLY FLIGHT.
1008
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,806
WHERE YOU GOT TO GO?
1009
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,641
I GOT THREE GAMES
BEFORE WE GO ON THE ROAD.
1010
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,143
BUT I GOT TO GET BACK.
1011
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,912
YOU GOT TO GET --
1012
00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:29,847
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1013
00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:32,918
ARE YOU GIVIN' UP
ON ME, MO?
1014
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,321
WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY
ABOUT THAT?
YOU KNOW
I DON'T HAVE A SAY.
1015
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,023
I JUST GO WHERE
I'M ASSIGNED.
1016
00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,590
YOU TELL 'EM I'M STARTIN' TO
SWING THE BAT GOOD AGAIN?
1017
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:42,160
MMM, I'M JUST A REPORTER.
1018
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,762
I DON'T MAKE THE NEWS
OR EVEN DECIDE WHAT {\an8}IS THE NEWS.
1019
00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,764
YOU'RE GIVIN' UP
ON ME, TOO.
MNH-MNH.
1020
00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:48,833
YOU JUST GOT TO
MAKE THE NEWS, BABY.
1021
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,535
START HITTIN' THAT BALL.
COME ON, COME ON.
1022
00:47:50,735 --> 00:47:52,337
WHAT?
COME ON.
1023
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,039
YOU WANT TO GO UP?
STAY DOWN? WHAT? YOU KNOW...
1024
00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:55,740
NO. NO...
1025
00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:58,743
I-I-I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
RIGHT NOW.
1026
00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:01,579
YOU --
1027
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,051
YOU'RE KIDDIN', RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD?
1028
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,685
NO.
OH, COME ON, BABY.
1029
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,120
NO, I GOT --
I GOT A HEADACHE.
1030
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,759
REALLY? YOU GONNA TELL ME
YOU GOT CRAMPS, TOO?
1031
00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:16,027
MAYBE.
1032
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:17,095
{\an8}YOU KNOW...
1033
00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:21,666
WHATEVER.
1034
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,142
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
I'M LEAVIN'.
1035
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:37,983
LORD, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I'D SEEN IT ALL.
1036
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,229
{\an8}T-Rex: YOU GET A BASE HIT
IN THIS MILLENNIUM,
1037
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,763
{\an8}THEN YOU CAN COME ON DOWN...
1038
00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,832
{\an8}Stan:
I CAN STILL SWING MY BAT.
1039
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,134
{\an8}Mo: SO YOU THINK
YOU'LL GET THREE HITS
1040
00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:57,302
{\an8}IN YOUR FIRST THREE AT-BATS?
1041
00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,108
{\an8}Scott:
MORE LIKE STAN THE STATUE.
1042
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,243
{\an8}T-Rex: WHEN YOU GET A BASE HIT
IN THIS MILLENNIUM...
1043
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,777
{\an8}Mo: YOU JUST GOT TO MAKE
THE NEWS, BABY.
1044
00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,813
{\an8}START HITTIN' THAT BALL.
1045
00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,682
{\an8}Man: ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES,
YOU'RE OUT!
1046
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,287
OH, UH, BAT BOY.
1047
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,790
OOH, OOH, A LITTLE TESTY.
A LITTLE TESTY.
1048
00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,159
ANYBODY HAVE
A STAN ROSS ROOKIE CARD?
1049
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:24,295
QUITE VALUABLE --
IF YOU LOOK ON THE BACK,
1050
00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,696
YOU'LL SEE
IT'S WRITTEN IN LATIN.
1051
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:26,998
YOU SEE, VERY OLD.
1052
00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:29,867
VERY OLD CARD --
IT'S ON PARCHMENT.
1053
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,870
{\an8}ROSS -- HE'S NOW 0-27
IN HIS COMEBACK.
1054
00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,173
AT WHAT POINT, PETER,
DOES THE RUST COME OFF?
1055
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,841
I'M NOT SURE
IT EVER DOES.
1056
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,043
REMEMBER, JIM PALMER
TRIED TO COME BACK
1057
00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:40,045
AFTER HE WAS ALREADY
IN THE HALL OF FAME,
1058
00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:42,313
{\an8}AND HE KEPT HIMSELF IN
A LOT BETTER SHAPE THAN ROSS.
1059
00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:45,116
{\an8}WHY DOES THE MEDIA
HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH?
BECAUSE HE'S A JERK.
1060
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:48,353
{\an8}BECAUSE T-REX IS THE BEST
IN POWER AND PERFORMANCE.
1061
00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:50,155
{\an8}FIND IT AT RADIO SHACK.
1062
00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:51,222
{\an8}RADIO SHACK --
YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS.
1063
00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:52,823
{\an8}WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.
1064
00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:55,460
'CAUSE I WANT MY HITS
THAT GOT STOLEN FROM ME.
1065
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,063
THOSE HITS ARE MY TICKET
TO THE HALL OF FAME.
{\an8}HE'S NOT GOING
TO THE HALL OF FAME!
1066
00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:00,465
YOU THINK THREE HITS ARE KEEPING
YOU OUT OF THE HALL OF FAME?
1067
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,200
{\an8}3,000 HITS, BABY,
IT'S AUTOMATIC.
MONSTROUS.
1068
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,235
LOOK AT ME.
{\an8}I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU.
YOU'RE 47 YEARS OLD.
1069
00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:05,836
YOU'RE FAT.
YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.
1070
00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:10,308
FAVORITE PORTION OF THE SHOW,
THE COMEDY PORTION.
1071
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,077
{\an8}I'M GONNA SAY IT HERE
ON THE SHOW,
1072
00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:13,344
THE WOMAN THAT PUTS ON
THE SAUSAGE OUTFIT
1073
00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:15,380
THAT RACES AROUND MILLER PARK
1074
00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:16,847
HAS GOT A BETTER CHANCE
OF GETTING A HIT THAN STAN ROSS.
1075
00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:20,718
{\an8}THAT'S NOT FAIR, TOM.
YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND,
HE'S A BLACK ATHLETE.
1076
00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,487
BLACK ATHLETES
AGE SLOWER.
1077
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,955
GEORGE FOREMAN DIDN'T
KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT.
1078
00:50:25,190 --> 00:50:27,258
MIKE TYSON DIDN'T
KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT.
HE'S GONNA DO WELL.
1079
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,227
{\an8}YOU KNOW, MICHAEL JORDAN
STRUGGLED, AND HE WAS
ONLY OUT TWO YEARS.
1080
00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,696
{\an8}THIS GUY HASN'T PLAYED SINCE
I WAS MARRIED TO MY FIRST WIFE.
1081
00:50:31,729 --> 00:50:35,032
{\an8}IT JUST ISN'T POSSIBLE
TO GET OUT OF HIS DAY.
BUT HE'S A BAD TEAMMATE.
1082
00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,834
{\an8}DON'T SAY THAT, MAN.
STAN ROSS WAS A GREAT ATHLETE.
1083
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,836
{\an8}STAN IS ALL ABOUT STAN.
1084
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,271
{\an8}THE BREWERS KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO.
1085
00:50:40,305 --> 00:50:41,939
IT'S A PUBLICITY STUNT,
1086
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,908
JUST LIKE WHEN THE WHITE SOX
HIRED THAT MIDGET.
1087
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,012
HE'S SMALL. THAT GUY WAS SMALL
FOR A FRIGGIN' MIDGET, MAN.
1088
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,047
IT'S LIKE IF THE RED SOX
THAWED OUT TED WILLIAMS,
1089
00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:52,183
ALTHOUGH HE'D HIT BETTER
THAN STAN, I BET.
1090
00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:54,452
THAT'S HOW STAN'S PLAYING
RIGHT NOW -- LIKE HE'S FROZEN.
1091
00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:57,255
{\an8}IT IS EMBARRASSING.
HE'S EMBARRASSING ME.
HE'S EMBARRASSING HIM.
1092
00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:59,290
HE SHOULD JUST GIVE IT UP.
BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN AN
ATHLETE GETS TO THAT POINT,
1093
00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:01,058
HE LOSES ALL HIS PRIDE.
1094
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,393
{\an8}Arnold: YEAH, YOU'RE MAKING
ME CRY, JOHN SALLEY.
1095
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:04,295
{\an8}I DON'T THINK HE'S EMBARRASSED.
1096
00:51:04,329 --> 00:51:06,964
{\an8}I THINK HE'S HAVING A BIG-ASS
PARTY AT HIS PLACE RIGHT NOW,
1097
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,066
GOT BITCHES ALL AROUND
AND COUNTING ALL HIS MONEY.
I DON'T THINK STAN CARES.
1098
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,068
{\an8}Man: WRONG! HE'S EMBARRASSED,
DOUBLY EMBARRASSED.
1099
00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,271
{\an8}HE USED TO BE ABLE TO HIT,
CANNOT HIT NOW.
1100
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,772
{\an8}Salley: IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING,
ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE BITCHES
HE GOT AROUND HIM.
1101
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,288
HEY, BOCA.
1102
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,790
YOU THINK I SHOULD QUIT?
1103
00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:35,960
DO YOUR THING, MAN.
1104
00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:39,930
YOU THINK?
1105
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,799
I'M JUST SAYING.
1106
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,104
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1107
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:54,145
I GOT THREE HOME GAMES
AGAINST THE ASTROS
1108
00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:55,846
BEFORE WE GO ON THE ROAD.
1109
00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,486
I'M GONNA PLAY THOSE GAMES,
AND THAT'S IT.
1110
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:05,089
IF I DON'T GET A HIT,
IT'S OVER.
1111
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,991
I'M NOT GOIN' ON THE ROAD.
1112
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,297
WHAT YOU THINK, BOCA?
1113
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,131
DO YOUR THING, MAN.
1114
00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:21,105
YOU THINK?
1115
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,040
I'M JUST SAYING.
1116
00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,113
YEAH.
1117
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,848
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1118
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,855
YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
1119
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,157
YOU THE ONLY ONE
THAT LOVE ME, MAN.
1120
00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,359
I'M SERIOUS.
1121
00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:46,364
I'VE BEEN WAITIN' 20 YEARS
FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT.
1122
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:49,434
AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE,
I DON'T KNOW.
1123
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,304
YEAH, YOU RIGHT.
1124
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:55,573
OKAY, ERICA KANE.
1125
00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,508
DOG, COME ON.
"ALL MY CHILDREN."
1126
00:52:57,542 --> 00:53:00,077
YOU NEED TO STEP UP THE DEGREE
OF DIFFICULTY, BROTHER.
1127
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,912
ASA BUCHANAN.
1128
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:03,548
THAT'S ABC, RIGHT?
1129
00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,149
I AIN'T TELLING YOU NOTHING.
1130
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,151
OH! OH! OH!
"ONE LIFE TO LIVE."
YEAH.
1131
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,853
OKAY, I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
COME ON.
1132
00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:11,289
DON ROBERTO.
1133
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,157
OH, THAT'S THE DUDE
WITH THE COLOGNE.
1134
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,092
"GUIDING LIGHT."
1135
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:16,160
WHAT?
WRONG!
1136
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,562
IT'S
{\an8}"AMIGAS Y RIVALES."
1137
00:53:17,595 --> 00:53:19,330
NO, WE'RE NOT DOING
SPANISH SHOWS, MAN.
1138
00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,500
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING NOW.
1139
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,934
WHAT THE HELL
THEY DOING?
1140
00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:26,337
SEEING WHO CAN NAME
THE SOAPS.
1141
00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:27,605
YOU KNOWN ME
FOR TWO YEARS.
1142
00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:30,241
HAVE I EVER
SPOKE SPANISH?
HEY.
1143
00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,510
WHY DON'T YOU-ALL HAVE
A CONTEST GUESSIN' WHICH
TEAM LOSIN' THIS GAME?
1144
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,345
STUPID.
{\an8}Man: COME ON, STAN.
1145
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,880
{\an8}GET A HIT, GRANDPA.
1146
00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:39,417
{\an8}STRIKE!
1147
00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:50,094
Crowd:
CHARGE!
1148
00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,229
{\an8}Woman:
COME ON, BREWERS!
1149
00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,235
{\an8}OH!
STRIKE THREE!
1150
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,639
HE TUCKS HIS ARM IN
ON THE CURVE.
1151
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:05,209
{\an8}Man on
NUMBER 21, STAN ROSS.
1152
00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,668
OUT!
1153
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,607
YOU SEE THAT?
HEY, SKILLETT!
1154
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,476
YOU SEE THAT?
1155
00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:41,178
I WAS ALL OVER THAT
NICKEL CURVE BALL --
I MEAN, ALL OVER IT.
1156
00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:43,113
{\an8}T-Rex: LOOKED LIKE
A GROUNDOUT TO ME.
SAY WHAT, PARTNER?
1157
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:46,283
I SAID, "IT LOOKED LIKE
A GROUNDOUT TO ME."
1158
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,685
YOU DON'T SEE IT.
1159
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,587
HE TIPPED HIS PITCH,
AND I CALLED IT.
1160
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,522
{\an8}KORON, HOW LONG HAS THIS
PITCHER BEEN IN THE LEAGUE?
1161
00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:53,358
TWO YEARS.
{\an8}TWO YEARS, MAN!
1162
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,192
HE'S SHOWIN' HIS PITCH,
AND HE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.
1163
00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:56,527
LOOK HERE --
WATCH HIS RIGHT ARM.
1164
00:54:56,561 --> 00:54:58,629
HIS ELBOW GO IN LIKE THIS.
HE GRIP THE BALL.
1165
00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:00,264
HE THROWIN' A CURVE BALL.
1166
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,132
{\an8}DIP, GRIP, CURVE BALL.
1167
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,133
COME ON, MAN!
1168
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:04,435
SKILLETT!
1169
00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:05,503
COME ON, BABY!
1170
00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:07,137
COME ON!
1171
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,788
{\an8}Announcer:
RUNNERS LEAD AWAY,
1172
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:26,190
{\an8}AND FUKUDA WORKING
FROM THE STRETCH.
1173
00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:29,394
{\an8}THE PITCH, AND A SWING
AND A SOLID LINE-DRIVE SINGLE
1174
00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:31,429
{\an8}TO LEFT FIELD.
DAMN!
1175
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,301
{\an8}AND ANOTHER RUN SCORES.
1176
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:41,506
{\an8}THE ASTROS IN A POSITION NOW
TO BREAK THIS GAME WIDE-OPEN.
1177
00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,476
HEY!
1178
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:46,577
YOU OKAY?
1179
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,687
I DON'T WANT PANAS
TO TAKE ME OUT.
1180
00:55:57,755 --> 00:56:00,024
I HAD A FEW BAD OUTINGS
IN A ROW,
1181
00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:02,259
AND IF I DON'T GET MY FACE
OUT MY ASS
1182
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,495
AND GET OUT THIS INNING,
1183
00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:07,197
I KNOW THE TEAM IS GOING TO
GIVE ME THE SHOE.
1184
00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:08,666
GIVE YOU THE SHOE?
1185
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,034
YEAH, THE SHOE.
1186
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,572
LOOK, DON'T BE THINKIN'
NEGATIVE OUT HERE, OKAY?
1187
00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,674
JUST KEEP THE BALL
LOW AND AWAY.
1188
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,509
WE'LL GET YOU
OUT THE INNING, OKAY?
1189
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:20,210
THEN I'M GONNA WORK ON
YOUR CUSSIN', ALL RIGHT?
1190
00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:21,278
COME ON.
1191
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:22,780
LET'S GO, BABY.
LET'S GO.
1192
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:27,251
{\an8}Man onSHORTSTOP,
NUMBER 3, CECIL GERVIS.
1193
00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:29,386
{\an8}Announcer: GERVIS,
WITH A 6-GAME HITTING STREAK,
1194
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:31,556
{\an8}AT THE PLATE.
1195
00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:33,390
{\an8}FUKUDA CHECKS HIS SIGN.
1196
00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:35,426
{\an8}THE RIGHT-HANDER
FROM THE STRETCH,
1197
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,128
{\an8}CHECKS THE RUNNERS NOW,
AND HERE'S THE PITCH.
1198
00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:41,532
{\an8}A BIG SWING AND A SLOW ROLLER
TOWARDS SHORT.
1199
00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:44,635
{\an8}SKILLETT CHARGES.
HIS ONLY PLAY IS TO FIRST.
SAFE!
1200
00:56:44,669 --> 00:56:46,737
{\an8}HE'S SAFE.
THE BASES ARE LOADED.
BULL! HE WAS OUT!
HE'S OUT!
1201
00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:48,473
{\an8}AND ROSS IS HOT.
THAT'S THE THIRD OUT!
1202
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:50,608
THAT'S
THE THIRD DAMN OUT!
1203
00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,710
RAY CHARLES
COULD'VE CALL THAT CALL!
LAST WARNING.
LAST WARNING.
1204
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,278
DAMN YOU, MAN!
1205
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,261
BE WITH ME.
1206
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,297
JUST BE WITH ME.
1207
00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:14,431
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1208
00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:15,633
LET'S GO!
1209
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,267
{\an8}TWO OUT!
1210
00:57:17,301 --> 00:57:19,403
{\an8}I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
I BOTHERED COMIN' BACK.
1211
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,106
YOU CAN'T PLAY.
YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T, UMP.
1212
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:25,342
YOU NEED TO RELAX, OLD MAN,
BEFORE YOU POP A VALVE.
1213
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,911
YOU NEED TO
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.
OH, YEAH?
WHY'S THAT?
1214
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,846
BECAUSE YOU OUT,
SUCKER PUNK!
1215
00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:30,247
HE'S OUT!
RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE, BABY!
1216
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,649
GRAB SOME, BITCH!
1217
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:38,689
{\an8}* WHOOMP, THERE IT IS!
1218
00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:41,191
{\an8}* WHOOMP, THERE IT IS!
1219
00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:51,869
{\an8}Crowd:
LET'S GO, BREWERS, LET'S GO.
1220
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,705
{\an8}Stan: THEIR MAN KEEP THROWING
CURVES, BUT IT'S ALL HE GOT.
1221
00:57:54,739 --> 00:57:57,608
HE DONE LOST HIS SLIDER.
HE DONE LOST HIS FASTBALL.
1222
00:57:57,642 --> 00:57:59,644
{\an8}CURVE BALL.
CURVE BALL.
1223
00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:01,779
{\an8}WATCH THIS.
WATCH THIS.
1224
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,313
{\an8}WATCH.
HERE YOU GO.
1225
00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:06,150
{\an8}WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
1226
00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:07,251
WHAT'D I --
1227
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,454
CURVE BALL.
CURVE BALL.
1228
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,389
{\an8}THIS IS WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
1229
00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:13,791
IF HE THROW
ANOTHER CURVE BALL,
1230
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,260
I'M GONNA SLAP
THE SHIT OUT OF T-REX.
YEP.
1231
00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:19,864
{\an8}WATCH HIM. WATCH. WATCH.
WATCH. WATCH. WATCH HIM.
1232
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,735
YES!
CURVE BALL!
1233
00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:33,811
{\an8}* GROOVIN'
1234
00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,181
{\an8}* AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW
1235
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,983
{\an8}* GROOVIN'
1236
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,652
AAH, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
1237
00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:44,254
WHAT'D I TELL YOU, BABY?
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
1238
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:46,657
YO, HOMES. YO, WHAT ARE YOU
JAWIN' ABOUT NOW, OLD SCHOOL?
1239
00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:48,726
HE TIPPED HIS PITCH.
I KNOW YOU SAW IT.
1240
00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:51,228
{\an8}ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT
THAT WEAK-ASS GROUND BALL, MAN?
1241
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,863
{\an8}YEAH, I'M TALKING
ABOUT IT.
1242
00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,700
ALL RIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MAN.
1243
00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:58,603
ALL RIGHT?
I HIT 43 HOME RUNS.
WHAT?
1244
00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:02,339
43 HOME RUNS BEFORE
YOU EVER EVEN GOT HERE, MAN.
1245
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,741
SO I DON'T NEED
NONE OF THAT.
1246
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,542
SO SAVE IT!
1247
00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:07,377
{\an8}T-REX.
T-REX.
1248
00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:10,414
IT'S THE 31st TIME THIS YEAR
THAT YOU'VE HOMERED
1249
00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:11,882
BUT YOUR TEAM'S LOST.
1250
00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,350
DOES THAT GET TO YOU?
1251
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,752
MY TEAM LOST, HUH?
1252
00:59:17,421 --> 00:59:20,290
YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
1253
00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:21,592
THIS AIN'T MY TEAM.
1254
00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:23,694
IF THIS WAS MY TEAM,
1255
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,796
THESE FOOLS WOULD BE HITTIN'
HOME RUNS LIKE I'M HITTIN'.
1256
00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:28,232
AND THEY'D BE STEALIN' BASES
LIKE I'M OUT THERE STEALIN'.
1257
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:29,967
I'M THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE
GETTIN' MINE.
1258
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,869
WHAT THE REST OF THESE FOOLS
DOIN', HUH?
1259
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,771
DOG, THEY AIN'T DOIN' CRAP!
TALK ABOUT A TEAM!
1260
00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,640
WE GO OUT THERE EVERY DAY, YEAH,
BUT THERE AIN'T NO NINE GUYS.
1261
00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,642
WE AIN'T NO TEAM.
THIS IS ME UP IN HERE.
1262
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:40,711
THERE'S EIGHT OTHER CATS
THAT CAN'T EVEN --
{\an8}Stan: WHOA!
1263
00:59:40,745 --> 00:59:43,614
{\an8}BOY, THAT PUP SOUND JUST LIKE
ME BACK IN THE DAY, I SWEAR.
1264
00:59:43,648 --> 00:59:45,449
BOY, I'M TELLIN' YOU.
1265
00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:47,985
BUT YOU-ALL DIDN'T
CATCH THE REAL STORY
ON TONIGHT'S GAME.
1266
00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,720
{\an8}WHAT'S THAT?
NO, COME HERE.
LET ME ASK YOU-ALL A QUESTION.
1267
00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:52,389
{\an8}Man:
MOVE IT OVER THERE.
1268
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:55,059
{\an8}WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU-ALL SAW A 47-YEAR-OLD MAN
1269
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,728
{\an8}END AN INNING WITH
THE HIDDEN-BALL TRICK, HUH?
1270
00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:59,964
{\an8}IS THAT THE FIRST TIME
YOU EVER PULLED THAT OFF
1271
00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:01,298
IN A GAME?
ARE THE BREWERS GOIN'
TO THE WORLD SERIES?
1272
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:06,270
{\an8}IT WAS 1989,
AGAINST THE MARINERS.
1273
01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:11,976
YO, T-REX.
1274
01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:13,377
HOLD UP.
1275
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,616
YOU KNOW WHY I STEPPED IN
TONIGHT WITH THEM REPORTERS?
1276
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:22,319
YEAH.
1277
01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:25,622
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND
TO SEE ANOTHER BROTHER
GETTIN' SOME ATTENTION.
1278
01:00:25,656 --> 01:00:28,325
BOY, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK?
1279
01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:30,661
YEAH, MAN,
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
1280
01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:33,964
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1281
01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:36,701
YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT
YOUR TEAMMATES THE WAY YOU DO,
1282
01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,368
BOASTIN' ABOUT YOURSELF,
1283
01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:40,871
YOU'RE GONNA END UP
ALL BY YOURSELF...
1284
01:00:40,905 --> 01:00:45,042
ALL ALONE AND EMPTY,
LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
1285
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,645
YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
1286
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,348
THEY'RE GONNA RETIRE
YOUR NUMBER SOMEDAY,
1287
01:00:51,381 --> 01:00:54,952
AND BIG HORSE BERELLI
GONNA BE STANDIN'
RIGHT UP THERE WITH YOU.
1288
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,755
YEAH? WHO THE HELL
IS BIG HORSE BERELLI?
1289
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,825
THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY.
1290
01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,663
NICE CAR.
1291
01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:18,075
{\an8}Announcer:
HE'S PICKING UP HIS STRIDE,
1292
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:20,811
{\an8}BLOWING AWAY THE COMPETITION.
1293
01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:22,713
{\an8}LOOKS LIKE THE BRATWURST
IS GETTING SMOKED.
1294
01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:24,648
{\an8}NO PUN INTENDED, KIDS.
1295
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:28,385
{\an8}LOOKS LIKE NUMBER 3,
THE ITALIAN SAUSAGE, HAS WON.
1296
01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:42,366
{\an8}NOW BATTING, FIRST BASEMAN,
1297
01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:46,603
{\an8}NUMBER 21, STAN ROSS.
1298
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:02,820
COME ON, MAN.
1299
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,860
{\an8}Crowd:
CHARGE!
1300
01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:11,595
HA!
1301
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,734
YEAH!
WHOO!
1302
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:27,978
HEY, STAN!
1303
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:35,953
{\an8}* YEAH
1304
01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:37,587
{\an8}* HEY
1305
01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:42,659
{\an8}* WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
1306
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,630
{\an8}* DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU
VERY FAR ♪
1307
01:02:46,663 --> 01:02:48,632
{\an8}* YEAH
1308
01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:51,101
Crowd:
STAN! STAN!
{\an8}* YOU'RE A SHINING STAR
1309
01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:53,770
{\an8}* NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE
1310
01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:56,073
{\an8}* SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE
1311
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,608
{\an8}* WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE
1312
01:02:58,642 --> 01:03:00,577
{\an8}* YOU'RE A SHINING STAR
1313
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,646
{\an8}* NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE
1314
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:05,082
{\an8}* SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE
1315
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,751
{\an8}* WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE
1316
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,520
{\an8}* YOU'RE A SHINING STAR
1317
01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:11,956
YO, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
1318
01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,526
YO! YO!
LISTEN UP!
1319
01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:19,997
{\an8}THAT WAS A GOOD GAME, Y'ALL.
1320
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,867
HEY, STAN ROSS.
1321
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,071
I GOT ONE QUESTION
FOR YOU, MAN.
1322
01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,777
YO, MAN,
WHAT THE HELL WAS YOU THINKIN'?
1323
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,484
{\an8}Y'ALL SAW OLD MAN RIVER
1324
01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:43,620
SWIMMIN' ALL UP IN THE DIRT
FOR A HIT TODAY!
1325
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:48,959
YO, BUT LISTEN, MAN.
1326
01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:51,128
{\an8}HOW MANY GAMES WE GOT LEFT
IN THIS SEASON?
1327
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,963
{\an8}Koron: 11.
1328
01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,499
11 GAMES LEFT, Y'ALL.
1329
01:03:55,532 --> 01:03:58,202
{\an8}AND HOW MANY GAMES
OUT OF THIRD PLACE ARE WE?
1330
01:03:58,235 --> 01:03:59,669
7.
1331
01:04:01,771 --> 01:04:04,108
7 GAMES.
1332
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,011
{\an8}ONLY 7 GAMES OUT, Y'ALL.
1333
01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:09,813
NOW, I DON'T SEE A DAMN REASON
1334
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,582
WHY WE SHOULD SETTLE FOR
BEING IN FIFTH PLACE, YO!
1335
01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,184
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
1336
01:04:14,218 --> 01:04:15,719
{\an8}SO, COME ON,
LET'S GET IT TOGETHER
1337
01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:17,721
AND LET'S DO THIS
LIKE IT'S OCTOBER!
1338
01:04:17,754 --> 01:04:20,190
YEAH! YEAH!
1339
01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:22,927
YEAH!
1340
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,868
HEY! LET'S GET
A "BREWERS" ON THREE!
1341
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,337
{\an8}BREWERS ON THREE!
1342
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,005
1, 2, 3!
{\an8}All: BREWERS!
1343
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:39,176
1, 2, 3!
{\an8}BREWERS!
1344
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,678
OHHH, BUT LIS-- LISTEN.
1345
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,680
I'M ON THIRD BASE, RIGHT?
1346
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,016
NOLAN RYAN LOOKING AT ME LIKE
HE WANT TO KILL ME, RIGHT?
1347
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,751
BOCA'S GETTING
READY TO BUNT.
1348
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,219
NOW, THE MANAGER
DIDN'T CALL IT OR NOTHIN'.
1349
01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:51,055
BUT I KNOW
BOCA'S A BALLPLAYER.
1350
01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:53,723
HE'S THE REAL DEAL.
PLUS, I KNOW WHAT HE THINKIN'.
1351
01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:56,693
YEAH, YEAH, HE WAS THINKIN'
THAT I WAS THINKIN' WHAT
HE WAS THINKIN'.
1352
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,862
WELL, LOOK, I'M GETTING READY
TO SPRINT TOWARDS HOME.
1353
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,730
AS I'M TEARIN'
DOWN THE LINE,
1354
01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,599
BOCA DECIDED
HE WANTED TO SWING AWAY.
1355
01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:03,867
I WASN'T THINKIN'.
1356
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,702
MAN, WASN'T THINKIN'!
1357
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,272
I MEAN, HIT A SCREAMIN' LINER
RIGHT PAST MY HEAD.
1358
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:09,906
ALL I HEARD --
1359
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,946
OH, HOLD ON, FELLAS.
HOLD ON.
1360
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:18,082
UH-OH.
1361
01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:20,117
{\an8}* DA-DA-DAH, DA-DA-DAH!
1362
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:29,093
SO, YOU'RE
THE STORY AGAIN.
1363
01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:32,896
STILL MAD AT ME?
1364
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,265
HMM?
1365
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,335
NAH.
1366
01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:40,137
I'M HITTIN' NOW.
1367
01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:50,347
{\an8}* I'VE BEEN REALLY TRYING,
BABY *
MM. MM.
1368
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:54,084
{\an8}* TRYING TO HOLD BACK
THIS FEELING *
MM?
MM-HMM.
1369
01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:57,421
{\an8}* FOR SO LONG
MMMM.
1370
01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:02,692
{\an8}* AND IF YOU FEEL
LIKE I FEEL, BABY *
MM-HMM.
MM-MMM.
1371
01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:05,095
{\an8}* COME ON
1372
01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:07,164
{\an8}* OH, COME ON
SEE, THIS IS THE PART
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
1373
01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:10,134
{\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON
1374
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:13,003
{\an8}* OH, BABY
1375
01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:15,772
{\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON
1376
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,975
{\an8}* LET'S GO, BABY
YEAH.
1377
01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:22,879
{\an8}* LET'S GET IT ON
WELL...
1378
01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:24,314
HEY, W-WHERE YOU --
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
1379
01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:27,184
I GOTTA GO.
1380
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:29,119
YOU GOTTA GO WHERE?
1381
01:06:29,153 --> 01:06:30,287
{\an8}I JUST...
1382
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,457
GOTTA GO.
1383
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,858
WHAT'S UP?
1384
01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:38,228
LOOK, STAN,
IT WAS JUST SEX, RIGHT?
1385
01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:41,031
I MEAN, BEST SEX I EVER HAD,
TOO, BUT...
1386
01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:42,132
THAT'S ALL IT WAS.
1387
01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:44,000
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1388
01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,735
WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPIN',
TALKIN' AND HANGIN' OUT PART?
1389
01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:48,872
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF SEX.
1390
01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:50,974
WELL, HOLD ON.
A MAN COULD BE WRONG, NOW.
1391
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,043
YOU SAID IT WASN'T SEX.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GO WITH THAT.
1392
01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:55,011
NO, BUT IT WAS
REALLY NICE, STAN.
1393
01:06:55,045 --> 01:06:56,480
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON.
LET ME TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE.
1394
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,148
OH, OH, HOLD ON NOW.
1395
01:06:58,182 --> 01:06:59,349
WHAT?
1396
01:06:59,383 --> 01:07:00,817
WAIT, LOOK.
1397
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,386
LOOK, UH...
1398
01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:03,720
WHAT?
1399
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:06,022
I WAS THINKIN'
ABOUT THAT PRODUCER,
1400
01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:08,058
THE BEHIND-THE-CAMERA STUFF
YOU WAS TALKIN' ABOUT.
YEAH?
1401
01:07:08,092 --> 01:07:11,361
A-AND I'M JUST WONDERIN',
UM...
1402
01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:13,963
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING YOU CAN DO
RIGHT HERE IN MILWAUKEE?
1403
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,900
STAN.
1404
01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:20,404
STAN.
1405
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,807
STAN, YOU'RE BEING
VERY SWEET.
1406
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,445
BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT, UH, YOU
AIN'T NEVER BEEN SERIOUS ENOUGH
1407
01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:30,447
TO GO BRINGIN' UP
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1408
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,749
SO I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE BALL PARK...
1409
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,451
SLUGGER.
1410
01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:40,224
{\an8}* OH
1411
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,260
{\an8}* GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
1412
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:45,395
{\an8}* OR WE MIGHT AS WELL
SAY GOODBYE ♪
1413
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:48,865
{\an8}* WHAT GOOD IS A LOVE AFFAIR
1414
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,736
{\an8}* WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE
EYE TO EYE, HEY ♪
1415
01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:54,304
{\an8}* IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME BY NOW
1416
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,112
{\an8}♪
1417
01:08:24,268 --> 01:08:25,469
HEY, STAN. YO.
1418
01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:27,904
SAY, "1, 2, 3, GO."
1, 2, 3, GO.
1419
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,073
{\an8}* TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME,
TAKE ME OUT WITH THE CROWD ♪
1420
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,175
{\an8}* BUY ME SOME PEANUTS
AND CRACKER JACK ♪
1421
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:31,508
{\an8}* I DON'T CARE
IF I EVER GET BACK ♪
1422
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,509
YO, YO!
1423
01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:36,280
COME ON, MAN,
WITH THAT NOISE, MAN.
I'M TRYIN' TO WATCH A BALL GAME.
1424
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:37,414
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT, {\an8}PAPI?
1425
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,948
THIS SONG IS BASEBALL.
1426
01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:41,084
THAT AIN'T NO REAL
BASEBALL SONG.
1427
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,452
YOU WANT TO HEAR
A REAL BASEBALL SONG?
YEAH.
YEAH.
1428
01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,987
{\an8}* DA DA-DA-DA DA DA DA
1429
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,489
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA DA
1430
01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:46,823
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA
1431
01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:48,425
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA DA
1432
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:52,929
{\an8}* DA DA DA DA-DA-DA
1433
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,531
{\an8}* DA DA-DA DA DA
1434
01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:57,133
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
1435
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,868
WHAT?
{\an8}IS THAT THE ICE-CREAM SONG?
1436
01:08:58,902 --> 01:08:59,969
MAN, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN.
1437
01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,871
WHEN I WAS A KID
ON SOUTH SIDE CHICAGO,
1438
01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:04,941
WE USED TO PLAY BASEBALL, MAN,
WHEN WE GOT OUT OF SCHOOL, MAN,
1439
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,477
TILL IT GOT DARK, WHEN
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEE YOUR
HAND IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
1440
01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,613
I USED TO PLAY CENTER FIELD,
1441
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:12,516
AND EVERY SINGLE DAY, MAN,
MISTER SOFTEE ICE CREAM TRUCK
1442
01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:14,284
USED TO PARK
RIGHT BEHIND ME
1443
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:16,119
AND PLAY THAT DAMN SONG.
TOLD YOU!
1444
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,121
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA DA-DA --
1445
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,823
YO!
HEY, YO!
1446
01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,458
{\an8}YO! YO! YO!
1447
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:24,060
FELLAS, COME ON, NOW.
WE GOT A GAME GOIN' ON OUT HERE.
1448
01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:26,162
COME ON, WE GOT A SHOT
AT THIRD PLACE, RIGHT?
1449
01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:27,897
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1450
01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:29,299
BESIDES, DOG,
THAT WAS WACK!
1451
01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:32,969
FAIRMOUNT PARK,
PHILLY, SON.
1452
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,971
{\an8}WE HAD
THAT GOOD HUMOR TRUCK.
1453
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:38,308
AND THIS IS WHAT BASEBALL MUSIC
SOUNDS LIKE.
1454
01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:40,377
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA SKA-DA-DA DA-DA
1455
01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:42,312
{\an8}* DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA
1456
01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:44,481
{\an8}* SKA-DA-DA DA-DA DA
1457
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,550
{\an8}BOO!
BOO! BOO!
1458
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:54,991
{\an8}* DA DA DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA
1459
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,660
I'M NOT PLAYIN' TODAY
'CAUSE OF THAT SONG.
1460
01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,528
YOU'RE WRONG FOR THAT.
DON'T MAKE NO ERRORS.
1461
01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:14,544
IT WAS WRONG THE WAY I QUIT
ON THE TEAM BACK THEN.
1462
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,015
I WAS YOUNG, SKIP.
1463
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,484
I WAS YOUNG.
1464
01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:26,523
{\an8}Man onNOW BATTING,
SHORTSTOP, NUMBER 46,
1465
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,926
{\an8}THURMAN YOST.
1466
01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:32,195
MOW HIM DOWN, FU!
1467
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,330
{\an8}* HIT IT!
1468
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:43,907
{\an8}* YEAH!
1469
01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:47,911
{\an8}* IT TAKES TWO
TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT ♪
1470
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,414
{\an8}* IT TAKES TWO
TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1471
01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:56,553
{\an8}* IT TAKES TWO
TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT ♪
1472
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:59,222
{\an8}* IT TAKES TWO
TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1473
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,624
{\an8}* HIT IT
1474
01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:02,959
{\an8}* I WANT TO ROCK RIGHT NOW
1475
01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:04,661
{\an8}* I'M ROB BASE,
AND I CAME TO GET DOWN ♪
1476
01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:06,496
{\an8}* I'M NOT
INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN ♪
1477
01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,665
{\an8}* BUT I'M KNOWN
TO ROCK THE MICROPHONE ♪
1478
01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:11,034
{\an8}* BECAUSE I GET STUPID,
I MEAN OUTRAGEOUS ♪
1479
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,337
{\an8}* STAY AWAY FROM ME
IF YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS ♪
1480
01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:15,439
{\an8}* 'CAUSE I'M THE WINNER,
I'M NOT THE LOSER ♪
1481
01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:17,173
{\an8}* TO BE AN EMCEE
IS WHAT I CHOOSE-A ♪
1482
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,643
SON OF A...
1483
01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:20,677
BITCH.
1484
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:21,978
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
1485
01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:25,114
AFTER THE GAME,
WE PICK UP A...
1486
01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:26,583
BEYATCH.
1487
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,085
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S PIMP STUFF.
1488
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,020
KISS MY...
1489
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,356
BLACK ASS!
1490
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:33,657
NO, NO,
DON'T GET PERSONAL.
WHOA!
1491
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:35,492
DON'T GET PERSONAL. RIGHT.
1492
01:11:35,525 --> 01:11:37,327
NO, NO, NO.
{\an8}Skillett:
THAT'S TOO MUCH.
1493
01:11:37,361 --> 01:11:38,027
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
NO, NO, I KNOW.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.
1494
01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:39,629
STAN'S BATTING AVERAGE IN...
1495
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,633
1985.
1496
01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:46,670
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
1497
01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,271
.327.
1498
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,439
YEAH.
YEAH, OKAY.
1499
01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,441
OKAY, MY TURN. UM...
1500
01:11:51,475 --> 01:11:54,611
STAN ROSS' RBIs
IN 1981.
1501
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:55,712
91.
1502
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,347
OH, NO -- 93!
1503
01:11:57,381 --> 01:11:58,548
BULLCRAP!
LET ME SEE THAT.
1504
01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:00,149
YEAH, RIGHT.
1505
01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,018
CRAP!
93.
1506
01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:03,453
LET'S PLAY AGAIN.
YOUR TURN.
1507
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:04,521
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE.
1508
01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,490
YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY
ANYMORE?
1509
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,124
WE GOT A GAME.
GET SERIOUS.
OH, NOW WE HAVE
A BALL GAME.
1510
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:11,060
YOU'RE A SORE LOSER.
Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?
1511
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,499
CRYBABY!
1512
01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:18,702
HE'S SUCH A CRYBABY.
1513
01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:24,541
STRIKE!
OH!
1514
01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:28,011
UHH!
1515
01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,746
{\an8}Announcer:
GAME TIED AT 4.
1516
01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:32,015
JUST ONE OUT AND THE WINNING RUN
AT THIRD BASE.
1517
01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:33,650
THE ASTRO INFIELD MOVING IN.
1518
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,652
{\an8}AND HERE COMES STAN ROSS.
1519
01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,721
{\an8}HE COULD WIN THE GAME RIGHT
HERE WITH A LONG FLY BALL,
1520
01:12:38,121 --> 01:12:40,657
{\an8}BUT YOU CAN BET
THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S THINKING.
1521
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,026
{\an8}INFIELD TIGHT,
HITTER'S DELIGHT.
1522
01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:47,130
{\an8}A GREAT CHANCE TO GET
HIT NUMBER 2,999.
1523
01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,166
{\an8}T-Rex: COME ON, Y'ALL.
HERE WE GO, STAN.
1524
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,101
BE A HITTER, BABY.
BE A HITTER.
1525
01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:53,369
COME ON,
JUST RUN THE MAN IN.
1526
01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:54,538
A GOOD FLY BALL, OKAY?
1527
01:13:01,244 --> 01:13:02,779
{\an8}AND HERE COMES THE PITCH.
1528
01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:08,051
{\an8}HE SWINGS, AND IT'S
A HIGH FLY BALL TO RIGHT.
1529
01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:10,654
{\an8}IT'S CARRYING WELL.
IT'S TO THE WARNING TRACK.
1530
01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:14,123
{\an8}TO THE WALL!
1531
01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,292
{\an8}IT IS...GONE!
1532
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,764
{\an8}A HOME RUN!
1533
01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:21,765
WHOO!
1534
01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,367
{\an8}STAN ROSS TOUCHES THEM ALL.
1535
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,802
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1536
01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:27,403
AAH!
1537
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,337
{\an8}* WHOA, I FEEL GOOD
1538
01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:04,641
{\an8}* I KNEW THAT I WOULD, NOW
AAAAH!
1539
01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:05,742
{\an8}* OW!
1540
01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:06,910
{\an8}* FEEL GOOD
1541
01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,444
HUH?
1542
01:14:08,478 --> 01:14:10,146
WHO'S THE OLD MAN, BABY?
1543
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,482
21!
1544
01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:15,552
WHO'S THE OLD MAN, BABY?
HUH?
1545
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,421
I GOT YOUR "OLD MAN," BABY.
1546
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,790
I GOT YOUR "OLD MAN."
1547
01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:23,560
I GOT YOUR "OLD MAN"!
WAY TO GO, STAN.
WAY TO GO.
1548
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,262
I GAVE 'EM
THEY MONEY WORTH TONIGHT. OUTSTANDING. OUTSTANDING.
1549
01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,131
YOU FEEL GOOD?
I FEEL GREAT.
1550
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,867
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOKED LIKE
A CHAMPION OUT THERE.
1551
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,669
{\an8}STAN, LET ME PAINT YOU
A LITTLE PICTURE.
GO AHEAD ON.
1552
01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,638
MILLER PARK,
STANDING ROOM ONLY.
1553
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:35,839
GOT THAT?
I GOT IT.
1554
01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:38,875
43,000 SCREAMING FANS,
1555
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,945
AND THEY'RE THERE FOR ONE REASON
AND ONE REASON ONLY --
1556
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:46,149
TO WATCH THE LEGENDARY STAN ROSS
STEP TO THE PLATE AND DIG IN.
1557
01:14:46,182 --> 01:14:48,685
SHOOT, THAT AIN'T NO PICTURE.
THAT'S A DAMN REMBRANDT.
1558
01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:52,689
I AGREE, AND THAT'S WHY
I'M TELLING GUS NOT TO
PLAY YOU ON THE ROAD.
1559
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,458
HOLD ON. H-H-HOLD ON, MAN.
CHILL OUT, BABY.
1560
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,693
WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1561
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,394
MAN, WE'RE
ON A ROLL, SCHEMBRI.
1562
01:14:58,427 --> 01:14:59,863
MAN, WE'RE GOING
FOR THIRD PLACE.
1563
01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:03,199
YOU'RE ONE HIT AWAY
FROM MAKING HISTORY, STAN.
OH!
1564
01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:05,902
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU OWE IT TO THE FANS
TO DO IT HERE AT HOME?
1565
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:08,471
HMM?
1566
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,639
I DON'T KNOW, SCHEMBRI.
1567
01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,307
Y-YOU'RE TAKIN' HALF
MY AT-BATS AWAY.
1568
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,877
ALTHOUGH I HIT A HOME RUN,
I'M STILL 2 FOR 51.
1569
01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:15,645
{\an8}2 FOR 58!
1570
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:17,480
{\an8}* STAN ROSS
IS AT THE PLATE ♪
1571
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,182
{\an8}* THE FANS,
THEY SIT AND WAIT ♪
1572
01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:21,317
{\an8}* EVEN THOUGH
HIS SWING'S -- ♪
1573
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:22,886
LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS, MAN,
COME ON, DON'T CUT ME OUT.
1574
01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:24,854
THE TEAM NEED ME.
COME ON, NOW.
1575
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,724
STAN, YOU HEARD THE SAUSAGE.
YOU'RE 2 FOR 58.
1576
01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:29,593
THE TEAM DOESN'T NEED YOU
TO GET IN THIRD PLACE.
1577
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,360
THEY'RE ON FIRE!
COME ON, LET'S FACE IT.
1578
01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:33,329
BUT YOU, MY FRIEND --
1579
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,499
YOU HAVE GOT TO START THINKING
ABOUT LIFE AFTER BASEBALL.
1580
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:39,869
I'M TALKING ENDORSEMENTS,
PRODUCT LINES.
1581
01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,238
A STAN ROSS CANDY BAR.
1582
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,344
I WANT YOU DOING PRESS
ALL WEEK LONG ON THE ROAD, STAN.
1583
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:49,713
YOU PULL THIS OFF,
1584
01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:53,516
NOTHING'S GONNA KEEP YOU
OUT OF THE HALL OF FAME.
1585
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,784
YOU'RE A CHAMPION.
1586
01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:02,726
{\an8}HEY, STAN, TOM ARNOLD HERE.
CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING.
1587
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:04,527
THE TEAM'S ON A TEAR.
YOU WON SEVEN IN A ROW.
1588
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,630
YOU GUYS COULD FINISH THIRD.
1589
01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:08,898
ARE YOU REALLY TALKING
TO US FROM THE CLUBHOUSE
DURING THE GAME?
1590
01:16:08,932 --> 01:16:11,367
WELL, THEY'RE NOT GONNA PLAY ME
UNTIL I COME HOME OFF THE ROAD,
1591
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,337
SO I MIGHT AS WELL DO
SOMETHING ELSE WITH MY TIME.
1592
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,940
STAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL {\an8}NOT
TO BE PLAYING RIGHT NOW?
1593
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,442
IT DON'T FEEL GOOD,
ESPECIALLY THE WAY I'VE
BEEN SWINGING THE BAT,
1594
01:16:19,475 --> 01:16:20,877
BUT THAT'S
THE SKIP'S DECISION.
1595
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,278
I HAVE TO GO WITH IT
BECAUSE, AS YOU SAY,
1596
01:16:22,311 --> 01:16:23,880
WE GOT A CHANCE
TO MAKE THIRD PLACE.
1597
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,282
AND THEY WERE IN FIFTH PLACE
WHEN YOU GOT THERE.
1598
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,785
WELL, I FINALLY GOT THEM PLAYIN'
PATENTED STAN ROSS BASEBALL.
1599
01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:29,819
OKAY, STAN.
{\an8}HEY, STAN.
1600
01:16:29,853 --> 01:16:31,320
STAN ROSS, AT 47,
1601
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:32,989
THE OLDEST MAN EVER TO HOMER
IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES.
1602
01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,991
HOW'S IT FEEL, SLUGGER?
1603
01:16:35,024 --> 01:16:36,993
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, STAN, WE
NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO IT,
1604
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,594
AND SOME OF US
HOPED YOU WOULDN'T,
1605
01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:40,563
SO WE OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY BIG-TIME.
1606
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,832
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT TAKES A BIG
MAN TO ADMIT WHEN HE WRONG,
1607
01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:45,869
BUT LIKE MY TEAMMATE
KENJI FUKUDA TAUGHT ME TO SAY...
1608
01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,573
{\an8}WHAT THE HELL
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
1609
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,941
STAN.
{\an8}WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD?
1610
01:16:51,975 --> 01:16:54,310
YEAH, STAN.
{\an8}WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 3,000?
1611
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:56,312
WHAT ABOUT IT?
{\an8}WHAT GAME ARE YOU
ACTUALLY GONNA GET THIS HIT IN?
1612
01:16:56,345 --> 01:16:57,747
I THINK I'M GONNA GET IT
ON THE NEXT AT-BAT.
1613
01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:59,482
YOU GOT ANOTHER HOMER
LEFT IN YOU?
1614
01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:01,017
KEEP YOUR POPCORN BY YOUR SIDE
'CAUSE IT'S COMIN'.
1615
01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:04,487
STAN ROSS.
{\an8}IS IT GONNA BE A HOME RUN?
1616
01:17:04,688 --> 01:17:06,522
WELL, THE FASTER YOU THROW IT
IN, THE QUICKER IT'S GOIN' OUT.
1617
01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:08,758
{\an8}HEY, STAN.
STAN.
1618
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,927
LISTEN, MAN, I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
LISTENING TO ALL THE TRASH
1619
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,495
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU
BEFORE YOU HIT YOUR GROOVE.
1620
01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:13,730
TOM, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE
WHERE YOU ARE
1621
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,098
IF IT WASN'T FOR ROSEANNE.
1622
01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:17,633
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1623
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,302
THAT WOULD HAVE HURT
IF IT WASN'T TRUE.
1624
01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:22,371
STAN ROSS.
1625
01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:23,873
HEY, GIRL,
YOU BEEN WATCHIN'?
1626
01:17:23,907 --> 01:17:25,541
THE WHOLE WORLD
LOVES ME AGAIN, BABY.
1627
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,777
STAN ROSS,
THE KING OF SWING.
1628
01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,879
SWEETHEART,
I'M GOIN' NATIONAL.
1629
01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:31,614
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND
1630
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,783
A LITTLE LIKE
THE OLD STAN NOW.
1631
01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:35,685
{\an8}No, sweetheart, you're gettin'
the best of both worlds --
1632
01:17:35,719 --> 01:17:37,120
THE OLD AND THE NEW
STAN ROSS.
1633
01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,955
TEAM PLAYER, BABY.
1634
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,824
ALL RIGHT, SO AFTER YOU GO
NATIONAL WITH ALL THIS PRESS,
1635
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,859
WHAT'S GONNA BE LEFT
FOR ME?
1636
01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,493
{\an8}I'm gonna tell you
what's gonna be left for you.
1637
01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:46,662
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE.
1638
01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:50,133
YOU MEET ME AT THE BALL PARK
THURSDAY MORNING AT 9:00.
1639
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:54,470
{\an8}Just you and me
and the team.
1640
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,672
SEE, I CALLED A SPECIAL PRACTICE
ON MY DAY OFF
1641
01:17:56,706 --> 01:17:58,541
ON OUR LAST HOME STAND.
{\an8}Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
1642
01:17:58,574 --> 01:18:00,676
STAN ROSS CALLED FOR
AN EXTRA PRACTICE?
1643
01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:03,346
NOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D LIVE TO SEE THIS DAY.
1644
01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:05,982
I GUESS YOU ARE GETTING
A LITTLE SERIOUS, HUH?
1645
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:08,684
MAYBE I'M GETTIN' SERIOUS
ABOUT YOU.
1646
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,491
I'LL SEE YOU AT PRACTICE.
1647
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,926
BABY,
YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF.
1648
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,494
BYE.
1649
01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:24,067
OH, BOY.
1650
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,701
WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
1651
01:18:27,603 --> 01:18:29,372
WHOO!
1652
01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,540
{\an8}* LET'S GROOVE TONIGHT
HEY, HEY!
HOW YOU DOIN', DOG?
1653
01:18:31,574 --> 01:18:33,576
{\an8}HEY, STAN, GO GET YOUR HIT
THIS SATURDAY, MAN.
1654
01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:35,011
I GOT TICKETS
FOR THAT ONE, HUH?
1655
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,545
NO, I GOT TICKETS
FOR TOMORROW!
1656
01:18:36,579 --> 01:18:38,014
YOU SAVE THE STUBS,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
1657
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,783
BECAUSE I'M GOING DEEP
EVERY GAME,
1658
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:40,984
AND THEY ALL GONNA BE
COLLECTOR'S ITEMS.
1659
01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:42,685
YOU-ALL WATCH AND SEE.
1660
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,088
COME HERE.
I GOT A NEW IDEA. LISTEN.
1661
01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:48,057
I GOT A NEW PlayStation GAME --
"HALL OF FAME BASEBALL,"
1662
01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:49,959
WHERE I GET A CHANCE TO HIT
AGAINST ALL THOSE PITCHERS
1663
01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,861
THAT WERE DEAD
BEFORE I WAS BORN,
1664
01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:53,763
LIKE WALTER JOHNSON
AND CHRISTY MATHEWSON,
1665
01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,765
AND THAT CANDY-ASS
CY YOUNG.
1666
01:18:55,799 --> 01:18:57,533
WELL, YOU DRAW UP
THE PLANS.
1667
01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:00,536
YOU GOT A CALL AN HOUR AGO
FROM "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
1668
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,905
THEY WANT YOU ON THERE TOMORROW.
1669
01:19:01,938 --> 01:19:04,540
I'M ON A ROLL, MAN.
I'M TELLIN' YOU.
1670
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,475
THAT'S BIG-TIME EXPOSURE.
BUT HERE'S THE HOOK.
1671
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:08,878
WHAT?
THEY WANT YOU
AT THE STUDIO AT 9:00.
1672
01:19:08,912 --> 01:19:10,613
THAT'S COOL.
THAT'S COOL.
1673
01:19:10,814 --> 01:19:12,548
BUT YOU GOT THAT EXTRA PRACTICE
IN THE MORNING.
1674
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,750
THAT'S ONE PRACTICE --
ONE PRACTICE.
1675
01:19:14,784 --> 01:19:16,452
I'M TALKING
ABOUT JAY LENO.
1676
01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:18,487
THAT'S BIGGER
THAN THE GAME.
1677
01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,426
{\an8}Leno:
STAN ROSS, COME ON OUT HERE!
1678
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,629
WHAT'S UP?
1679
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:31,968
WHAT'S UP, BABY?
1680
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,602
ALL ON, BABY.
1681
01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:38,174
HAVE A SEAT.
1682
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,911
ALL RIGHT.
1683
01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:43,579
ALL RIGHT, TEAM BREWER
IS ON A ROLL,
1684
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:44,848
MAKING A PUSH
FOR THIRD PLACE.
1685
01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:46,950
HA HA, BABY,
I'M ON A ROLL, TOO, JAY.
1686
01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:48,251
I'M ON A ROLL, TOO.
1687
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:49,919
I'M SURE TO STAY
ON THAT ROLL,
1688
01:19:49,953 --> 01:19:51,687
WHAT, ARE YOU TAKING
THE ENSURE EVERY DAY?
1689
01:19:51,888 --> 01:19:53,522
{\an8}IS IT ONCE A DAY
OR TWICE?
1690
01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:55,825
AND THEN YOU HAVE
A SENSIBLE MEAL FOR DINNER.
1691
01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:57,526
I'M NOT SURE.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
I CAN DO ANYTHING
A 20-YEAR-OLD CAN DO.
1692
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:58,995
ANY DOGGONE THING, BABY.
1693
01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:00,997
ANYTHING, HUH?
1694
01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:02,866
SHOW YOU RIGHT.
AND I CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT.
1695
01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,633
DAVE?
1696
01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:07,003
YEAH, THERE'S A LARGE BLACK MAN
HITTING ON YOUR WIFE.
1697
01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:10,606
YEAH, SHOW YOU RIGHT.
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
1698
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,008
I STARTED MY OWN LITTLE STUFF
RIGHT HERE.
1699
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:13,943
CHECK THIS OUT.
LOOK AT THAT.
1700
01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:16,846
MY OWN LITTLE CANDY --
ROSS BAR.
"ROSS BAR."
1701
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,982
GET A SHOT OF THAT ONE.
1702
01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,985
THAT IS THE MOST RATTY-ASS
CANDY BAR I'VE EVER SEEN.
1703
01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:24,787
{\an8}WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A PIECE
OF LOOSE-LEAF PAPER
YOU WROTE "ROSS BAR" ON.
1704
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,722
IT'S A PROTOTYPE.
{\an8}OH, THE PROTOTYPE.
1705
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,724
{\an8}YOU GOTTA START
SOMEWHERE.
1706
01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,960
YOU KNOW,
I'M AN ENTREPRENEUR.
1707
01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:33,629
YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU GET
OVER THE INITIAL MODESTY,
I THINK YOU'LL BE FINE.
1708
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,798
YOU TALKIN' TO THE LADIES' PET
THE MEN REGRET.
1709
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,500
I'M STAN ROSS.
1710
01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:38,301
WHAT'S MY NAME, BABY?
1711
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,835
{\an8}Audience:
STAN ROSS!
1712
01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:42,005
THEY CALL ME WHAT?
{\an8}THE BOSS!
1713
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,639
BECAUSE I...
{\an8}PAY THE COST!
1714
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,141
BECAUSE I'M...
{\an8}STAN ROSS!
1715
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,843
TURN IT UP, BABY!
1716
01:20:47,877 --> 01:20:50,046
STAN ROSS.
BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.
1717
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:51,314
{\an8}DON'T GO AWAY.
1718
01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,185
YES, SIR.
1719
01:20:56,219 --> 01:20:58,321
{\an8}BOCA!
YO, BO!
1720
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,890
DID YOU SEE ME, BABY?
HA HA.
1721
01:21:00,924 --> 01:21:03,326
JAY AND I DID OUR THING.
THAT AIN'T NO ESPN.
1722
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:05,761
I'M TALKIN' BIG-TIME.
1723
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:10,266
HEY.
HEY, BABY.
1724
01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:12,168
DON'T YOU "BABY" ME.
1725
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:14,770
I WENT TO THE BALL PARK THIS
MORNING, AND YOU WEREN'T THERE.
1726
01:21:14,971 --> 01:21:17,240
YOUR ENTIRE TEAM WAS THERE,
AND YOU'RE A NO-SHOW.
1727
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,075
WELL, I MEAN...
1728
01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:21,744
"WELL?" DIDN'T YOU CALL
FOR THE PRACTICE?
1729
01:21:21,777 --> 01:21:23,746
AND BESIDES LETTING DOWN
YOUR TEAMMATES,
1730
01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:25,949
YOU TOLD ME
I COULD INTERVIEW YOU.
1731
01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:27,951
WELL, COME ON,
INTERVIEW ME NOW.
1732
01:21:27,984 --> 01:21:29,852
COME ON,
TURN THE CAMERA ON.
1733
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,087
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M HIDING FROM YOU, BABY.
1734
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,655
I'LL COME RIGHT AROUND.
THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'.
1735
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,557
{\an8}SHOOT.
1736
01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:36,259
{\an8}COME ON, BABY.
1737
01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:38,261
ALL RIGHT, FORGET THIS.
I'LL -- I'LL JUST FREESTYLE IT.
1738
01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:39,895
MARK, STEVE,
ARE YOU READY?
1739
01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:41,998
YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
IF I'M READY.
1740
01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:43,866
WELL, YOU ALWAYS READY.
WELL, LET ME
GET ON THAT SIDE.
1741
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,601
YOU CAN SEE THE BALLS.
IT LOOKS BETTER.
1742
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:46,702
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
ALL RIGHT, STAN.
1743
01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,204
GOOD.
1744
01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,738
COME ON, BABY.
1745
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:54,910
I'M HERE WITH HALL OF FAMER
HOPEFUL STAN ROSS,
1746
01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,912
WHO IS NOW JUST ONE HIT
1747
01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:01,317
FROM RECLAIMING HIS CHERISHED
3,000 CAREER HITS.
1748
01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:04,320
BUT LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE NAME "MR. 3000."
1749
01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:06,922
FIT JUST RIGHT,
DOESN'T IT?
1750
01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:09,392
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH EMPHASIS
ON THE NAME?
1751
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:11,294
WHY DO YOU CARE
SO MUCH ABOUT IT?
1752
01:22:11,327 --> 01:22:13,929
BECAUSE
IT IDENTIFIES GREATNESS.
1753
01:22:13,963 --> 01:22:16,932
WHEN YOU THINK OF MR. 3000,
YOU THINK OF MR. STAN ROSS,
1754
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:19,402
ONE OF THE GREATEST HITTERS
STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN.
1755
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,737
WHO WERE YOU
BEFORE MR. 3000?
1756
01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:23,339
MR. 3000.
1757
01:22:25,008 --> 01:22:27,143
I'M JUST KIDDING.
1758
01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,145
BEFORE THAT,
I WAS A YOUNG BLACK KID
1759
01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:30,779
ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO,
STANLEY ROSS,
1760
01:22:30,813 --> 01:22:32,181
JUST PLAYIN' BASEBALL.
1761
01:22:32,215 --> 01:22:34,950
WHAT DOES STANLEY ROSS
THINK OF MR. 3000?
1762
01:22:34,984 --> 01:22:36,285
HE WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH.
1763
01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:38,287
REALLY?
1764
01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:39,622
{\an8}REALLY.
1765
01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:42,091
WHAT ABOUT YOUR TEAMMATES?
1766
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,759
THEY DON'T NEED IT.
1767
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,029
THEY GET THE CHANCE TO SEE
HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
1768
01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:47,630
OH, OKAY.
1769
01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:49,765
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,
1770
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,701
YOUR TEAMMATES GET TO SEE
YOUR 3,000th HIT,
{\an8}MM-HMM.
1771
01:22:52,735 --> 01:22:54,703
BUT NOT POTENTIALLY MOVE
INTO THIRD PLACE?
1772
01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:56,372
{\an8}WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
1773
01:22:56,405 --> 01:22:58,441
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
BOUGHT TICKETS THIS WEEKEND,
1774
01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,209
NOT TO SEE US PLAY
FOR THIRD PLACE,
1775
01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:02,778
BUT TO SEE ME GET MY HIT.
1776
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,313
REALLY?
{\an8}DAMN RIGHT.
1777
01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:06,015
{\an8}IT'S THE SAME REASON
WHY EVERYBODY ELSE HERE.
1778
01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:08,184
SAME REASON WHY THEY HERE.
SAME REASON WHY YOU HERE,
1779
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:09,452
UNLESS YOU'RE HERE
FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
1780
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:11,387
OH. OH, OKAY.
1781
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,657
YOU SELFISH
SON OF A BITCH!
1782
01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:16,792
YOU DON'T WANT THAT
ON THAT CAMERA.
NO, NO, NO.
I'M FINE.
1783
01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:18,861
BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO'S DESPERATE
1784
01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:20,863
TO LIVE HIS ENTIRE LIFE
IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.
1785
01:23:20,896 --> 01:23:23,299
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON
AND TELL THEM ABOUT TORONTO
1786
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,000
AND THE HISTORY
YOU LEFT THERE?
OH, COME ON, MO.
THAT'S SO OLD.
1787
01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:27,903
YOU'RE OLD!
YOUR DAMN EGO IS SO OLD!
1788
01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:30,139
IT HASN'T CHANGED, STAN.
1789
01:23:30,173 --> 01:23:32,007
I MEAN...
1790
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:34,977
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN
THINK ABOUT MOVING BACK HERE
1791
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,912
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN DO
WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO?
1792
01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:38,914
MO, IT'S ONLY
ONE DAMN PRACTICE, BABY.
1793
01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:42,017
YOU KNOW IT'S BIGGER
THAN ONE PRACTICE, STAN.
1794
01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,228
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
1795
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,699
I AM HERE TO RECORD
YOUR HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
1796
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:02,004
AND IT'S THE SAME
AS IT EVER WAS.
1797
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,806
MO.
1798
01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:10,946
{\an8}Boca:
YOU GONNA RUN AFTER HER?
1799
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,721
NO.
1800
01:24:19,955 --> 01:24:22,291
I'LL CATCH HER LATER.
1801
01:24:22,325 --> 01:24:25,094
I GOT BALL GAMES TO PLAY.
1802
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:30,533
WHAT?
1803
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:32,535
WHEW.
{\an8}WHAT?
1804
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:36,205
NO, I'M -- I'M JUST SAYING, MAN,
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN.
1805
01:24:36,239 --> 01:24:37,906
WAIT A MINUTE.
1806
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:39,808
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1807
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:43,212
I'M JUST SAYING
THAT I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU
1808
01:24:43,246 --> 01:24:44,880
TO DO YOUR THING,
YOU KNOW?
1809
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,150
YOU'RE CONSISTENT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS DRIVEN.
1810
01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:49,152
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS
FOR YOURSELF.
1811
01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:52,421
YOU SAYIN'
THAT'S A GOOD THING?
1812
01:24:55,958 --> 01:24:57,293
I'M JUST SAYING.
1813
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,903
{\an8}* COME ON!
1814
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,805
{\an8}Announcer:
JUST TWO WEEKS AGO, FANS,
1815
01:25:09,838 --> 01:25:11,174
{\an8}THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
SEEMED WILLING
1816
01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:13,108
{\an8}TO ACCEPT
THEIR PERENNIAL POSITION
1817
01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:15,244
{\an8}IN THE DIVISION CELLAR.
1818
01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:16,945
{\an8}IS IT MORE THAN A COINCIDENCE
1819
01:25:16,979 --> 01:25:19,014
{\an8}THAT THEIR SOLID DEFENSE
AND CLUTCH HITTING
1820
01:25:19,047 --> 01:25:24,019
{\an8}STARTED WITH
STAN ROSS' 2,998th HIT?
1821
01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:27,022
{\an8}WELL, ROSS WAS JUST A SPECTATOR
DURING THEIR LAST ROAD TRIP.
1822
01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:31,160
{\an8}T-REX PENNEBAKER HAS EMERGED
AS THE TEAM LEADER.
1823
01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:33,596
{\an8}WE'VE ALL WITNESSED THE
MOUNTING FRUSTRATION FOR ROSS,
1824
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,164
{\an8}WHO HAS GONE HITLESS
1825
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:36,865
{\an8}IN THE FIRST TWO GAMES
AGAINST THE ASTROS
1826
01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:39,268
{\an8}IN THIS, HIS FINAL HOME STAND.
1827
01:25:39,302 --> 01:25:42,137
{\an8}YOU CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HIS MIND
1828
01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:44,440
{\an8}AS ROSS' WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY
1829
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,842
{\an8}TO JOIN THAT ELITE
3,000-HIT CLUB
1830
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:51,514
{\an8}IS ABOUT TO CLOSE AND CLOSE
BEFORE A NATIONWIDE AUDIENCE.
1831
01:25:51,547 --> 01:25:54,283
{\an8}SO, HERE WE ARE.
THE STAGE IS SET.
1832
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:57,553
{\an8}A RE-ENERGIZED TEAM PLAYS
FOR RESPECTABILITY,
1833
01:25:57,586 --> 01:26:01,390
{\an8}WHILE STAN ROSS KNOCKS ON
THE DOOR OF BASEBALL GREATNESS.
1834
01:26:01,424 --> 01:26:05,828
{\an8}TONIGHT, 35,000 FANS
WITNESS AS HISTORY UNFOLDS
1835
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:08,864
{\an8}OVER NINE INNINGS
OF BREWERS BASEBALL.
1836
01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:25,013
LAST CHANCE TO GO OUT THERE
AND GET YOURS.
1837
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:38,894
{\an8}WE HAVE A LINEUP CHANGE
TONIGHT.
1838
01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:42,197
{\an8}IN HOPES OF SQUEEZING OUT
AN EXTRA AT-BAT FOR ROSS,
1839
01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:45,601
{\an8}HE'S HITTING CLEANUP RIGHT
BEHIND REX PENNEBAKER.
1840
01:26:45,634 --> 01:26:49,338
{\an8}Man onNOW BATTING,
FIRST BASEMAN, NUMBER 21,
1841
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:52,107
{\an8}STAN ROSS!
1842
01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,543
{\an8}Announcer: THIS BIG CROWD
IS CHARGED TONIGHT.
1843
01:26:54,577 --> 01:26:56,445
{\an8}THE RIGHT-HANDER NORTON,
1844
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,046
{\an8}ONE OF THE MOST
FIERCELY COMPETITIVE PITCHERS
1845
01:26:58,247 --> 01:27:00,115
{\an8}IN THE LEAGUE,
WILL DO EVERYTHING HE CAN
1846
01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:03,519
{\an8}TO AVOID BEING A FOOTNOTE
IN BASEBALL HISTORY.
1847
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:05,921
{\an8}ONE GAME, ONE MORE HIT,
1848
01:27:05,954 --> 01:27:09,157
{\an8}AND HE HAS THAT MAGICAL 3,000.
1849
01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:28,511
BALL.
1850
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,150
{\an8}THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET, ROOTING
FOR ROSS TO GET AHOLD OF ONE,
1851
01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:37,420
{\an8}AS NORTON GETS HIS SIGN.
1852
01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:42,391
{\an8}ROSS PUTS A GOOD SWING ON IT.
1853
01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:44,960
{\an8}IT'S DEEP TO RIGHT FIELD
AND CARRYING WELL.
1854
01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:49,598
DAMN.
1855
01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,406
YO, ROSS!
1856
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,074
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT?
1857
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,076
YOU AIN'T GETTIN' THAT HIT
OFF ME TONIGHT!
1858
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,545
DEAL WITH IT!
1859
01:28:16,992 --> 01:28:18,661
{\an8}HIS SLIDER SUCKS.
1860
01:28:18,694 --> 01:28:20,429
COME ON, MAN.
1861
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,631
I GUESS SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE
SHOWED UP TO THAT PRACTICE.
1862
01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:37,380
{\an8}Announcer:
HOME HALF OF THE FOURTH.
1863
01:28:37,413 --> 01:28:39,047
{\an8}IT'S STILL A SCORELESS TIE.
1864
01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:41,116
{\an8}THIS CROWD RIPE
WITH ANTICIPATION
1865
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:43,652
{\an8}EVERY TIME ROSS
STEPS TO THE PLATE.
1866
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,226
{\an8}ROSS SWINGS.
1867
01:28:51,259 --> 01:28:53,396
{\an8}A SHARP GROUND BALL
UP THE MIDDLE.
1868
01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:56,031
{\an8}SECOND BASEMAN GOMEZ
WITH A DIVING STOP.
1869
01:28:56,064 --> 01:28:58,667
{\an8}HE SCRAMBLES.
IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE.
1870
01:29:01,404 --> 01:29:03,305
{\an8}HE'S OUT!
1871
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:05,674
{\an8}OH, MY, WHAT A CLOSE PLAY!
1872
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:08,677
{\an8}FROM OUR ANGLE,
I THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE.
1873
01:29:08,711 --> 01:29:10,746
{\an8}Crowd:
YOU'RE WRONG!
1874
01:29:10,779 --> 01:29:14,316
{\an8}I'M SURPRISED STAN ROSS
ISN'T PROTESTING THE CALL.
1875
01:29:29,297 --> 01:29:31,500
THAT MAN WAS SAFE!
THAT MAN WAS OUT.
1876
01:29:31,534 --> 01:29:33,335
THE MAN IS SAFE!
WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHING?
I CALLED THE MAN OUT.
1877
01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,538
OH, REALLY?
I'M WATCHING
THE SAME GAME YOU ARE!
1878
01:29:35,571 --> 01:29:38,173
WE ARE PLAYING
FOR THIRD PLACE HERE!
THE MAN WAS OUT!
1879
01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:39,074
WE'RE TRYING TO WIN
A BALL GAME HERE!
DON'T MAKE ME
RUN YOU, GUS.
1880
01:29:39,107 --> 01:29:40,776
YOU GOT YOUR HEAD
SO FAR UP YOUR ASS,
1881
01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:42,745
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE
THE PLAY!
HEAD UP MY ASS?
1882
01:29:42,778 --> 01:29:44,413
THAT'S RIGHT!
HEAD UP YOUR ASS!
DID YOU SAY
"HEAD UP MY ASS"?
1883
01:29:44,447 --> 01:29:45,781
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
THAT'S IT!
1884
01:29:45,814 --> 01:29:47,550
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!
1885
01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:49,752
GET OFF OF MY FIELD!
1886
01:29:49,785 --> 01:29:51,454
YOU'RE THE WORST UMPIRE
IN THIS WHOLE LEAGUE!
1887
01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:53,121
OUTTA HERE!
1888
01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:55,424
YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!
1889
01:29:57,793 --> 01:29:59,127
THE MAN WAS SAFE!
1890
01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:00,262
THE GUY'S OUT!
HE'S OUT!
1891
01:30:00,295 --> 01:30:01,229
HE WAS SAFE!
1892
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,631
{\an8}WALK HIM OFF THE FIELD!
1893
01:30:02,665 --> 01:30:04,132
GET HIM OFF MY FIELD!
1894
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:05,734
YOU WERE SAFE!
1895
01:30:05,768 --> 01:30:09,071
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON, TIGER.
HE WAS SAFE!
1896
01:30:09,271 --> 01:30:12,107
{\an8}Announcer: SO IT BOILS DOWN TO
THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH INNING,
1897
01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:14,577
{\an8}STILL SCORELESS HERE IN
THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON.
1898
01:30:14,777 --> 01:30:18,413
{\an8}"MR. 2999" VERY LIKELY
WILL BE MAKING
1899
01:30:18,447 --> 01:30:22,150
{\an8}HIS LAST PLATE APPEARANCE
OF A STORIED BIG-LEAGUE CAREER.
1900
01:30:23,652 --> 01:30:27,289
{\an8}BUT FIRST THE MAN WHO'S BECOME
SORT OF ROSS' PROTEGE OF LATE,
1901
01:30:27,322 --> 01:30:28,791
{\an8}T-REX PENNEBAKER.
1902
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,495
{\an8}AND WE'VE GOT AN INTERESTING
SITUATION HERE, FANS.
1903
01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:34,429
{\an8}IF PENNEBAKER HOMERS,
1904
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:37,432
{\an8}THAT'S THE GAME, AND ROSS
WON'T GET ANOTHER SHOT.
1905
01:30:37,466 --> 01:30:39,635
{\an8}Man: COME ON!
COME ON, BABY!
1906
01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:45,240
COME ON, BABY.
GET ON.
1907
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,210
I'LL BRING YOU HOME.
COME ON, GET ON, BABY.
1908
01:30:50,312 --> 01:30:51,647
JUST GET ON.
1909
01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:01,423
{\an8}AND THAT BALL IS CRUSHED --
1910
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,291
{\an8}A LINE DRIVE
TO DEEP LEFT CENTER.
1911
01:31:03,325 --> 01:31:04,760
{\an8}IT'S GOING, GOING.
1912
01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,795
{\an8}IT IS...
OFF THE BASE OF THE WALL.
1913
01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:10,165
{\an8}PENNEBAKER ROUNDS FIRST,
HEADING FOR SECOND.
1914
01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:12,668
SAFE!
{\an8}AND HE IS SAFE
WITH A RINGING DOUBLE.
1915
01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:14,436
{\an8}OH, MAN!
1916
01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:17,205
{\an8}HE ALMOST TOOK THE BAT
RIGHT OUT OF STAN ROSS' HANDS.
1917
01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:20,142
BUT NOW ROSS IS UP
WITH NOT ONLY A CHANCE
1918
01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:23,712
{\an8}FOR HIS 3,000th BASE HIT
AND A CALL FROM COOPERSTOWN,
1919
01:31:23,746 --> 01:31:26,314
{\an8}BUT AN OPPORTUNITY
TO DRIVE IN THE WINNING RUN
1920
01:31:26,348 --> 01:31:28,316
{\an8}AND END THE BREWERS' SEASON
ON A HIGH NOTE.
1921
01:31:28,483 --> 01:31:30,686
{\an8}Man:
3,000, BABY!
1922
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,394
ALL RIGHT.
1923
01:31:39,427 --> 01:31:40,896
{\an8}COME ON.
1924
01:31:48,704 --> 01:31:49,638
BALL.
1925
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,313
PITCH TO HIM.
LET'S GO, MAN.
1926
01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,548
GET YOUR HIT.
1927
01:32:11,259 --> 01:32:12,494
BALL.
1928
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:13,896
PITCH TO ME, DAMN IT!
1929
01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:15,397
REACH OUT THERE
AND GET IT, THEN.
1930
01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:19,702
REACH OUT AND GET IT.
1931
01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:23,672
{\an8}Announcer: THOSE FIRST TWO
DELIVERIES, WAY OUTSIDE.
1932
01:32:23,706 --> 01:32:25,574
{\an8}ROSS NOW CROWDING THE PLATE.
1933
01:32:25,608 --> 01:32:26,942
{\an8}2 BALLS, NO STRIKES.
1934
01:32:26,975 --> 01:32:28,577
{\an8}NOTHING CLOSE FROM NORTON.
1935
01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:39,722
RIGHT HERE!
1936
01:32:43,458 --> 01:32:45,293
{\an8}Announcer: HERE WE GO.
THIS IS IT.
1937
01:32:45,327 --> 01:32:46,428
{\an8}3-0, THE COUNT.
1938
01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:48,463
{\an8}THIS CROWD ROARING,
1939
01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:51,900
{\an8}BEGGING NORTON TO CHALLENGE
ROSS WITH A DECENT PITCH.
1940
01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:03,812
{\an8}Boca: I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU
TO DO YOUR THING, YOU KNOW?
1941
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:08,383
{\an8}YOU'RE CONSISTENT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS DRIVEN.
1942
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,985
{\an8}AND ALWAYS FOR YOURSELF.
1943
01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:13,622
{\an8}THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.
1944
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,899
{\an8}Announcer:
LOOK AT THIS!
1945
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:26,835
{\an8}ROSS LAYS A SACRIFICE BUNT
UP THE FIRST-BASE LINE,
1946
01:33:26,869 --> 01:33:29,437
{\an8}AND T-REX ISN'T STOPPING
AT THIRD.
1947
01:33:29,471 --> 01:33:31,740
{\an8}HERE'S A THROW TO FIRST BASE,
AND ROSS IS OUT.
YOU'RE OUT!
1948
01:33:31,774 --> 01:33:33,776
{\an8}HERE COMES THE PLAY
TO THE PLATE.
1949
01:33:33,809 --> 01:33:35,010
{\an8}THE SLIDE, THE TAG --
HE IS SAFE! HE IS SAFE!
1950
01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:38,313
{\an8}THE BREWERS WIN!
1951
01:33:40,315 --> 01:33:41,950
{\an8}* WE'RE MOVIN'
1952
01:33:41,984 --> 01:33:43,585
{\an8}* GROOVIN'
1953
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,421
{\an8}* AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW
1954
01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:50,358
{\an8}* GROOVIN'
1955
01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:16,651
Crowd:
STAN! STAN! STAN! STAN!
1956
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:26,889
{\an8}Stan:
CORNY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
1957
01:35:26,922 --> 01:35:30,458
{\an8}WELL, IT GETS WORSE.
1958
01:35:30,492 --> 01:35:33,728
{\an8}FIRST OFF, NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THE PRESS LOVES ME.
1959
01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:36,865
{\an8}TOOK 'EM LONG ENOUGH,
THOUGH, HUH?
1960
01:35:36,899 --> 01:35:40,035
{\an8}THE HALL OF FAME VOTED ME IN
ON THE VERY NEXT BALLOT.
1961
01:35:40,068 --> 01:35:43,571
{\an8}AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, I HAD
PLENTY OF PEOPLE TO THANK.
1962
01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:45,908
{\an8}AND OLD MO --
1963
01:35:45,941 --> 01:35:49,144
{\an8}SHE DECIDED TO MOVE BACK
TO MILWAUKEE AFTER ALL.
1964
01:35:49,177 --> 01:35:51,713
{\an8}I KNOW SHE SAID
I'D NEVER GET SERIOUS,
1965
01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:54,817
{\an8}BUT THESE DAYS, I'M EVEN
THINKIN' ABOUT GETTIN' MARRIED.
1966
01:35:54,850 --> 01:35:58,053
{\an8}YOU KNOW, SO I CAN HAVE
THAT GREAT SEX ALL THE TIME.
1967
01:35:59,955 --> 01:36:03,826
{\an8}AND HOT DAMN, IF BOCA DIDN'T
JUST UP AND MOVE TO BOCA.
1968
01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:06,628
{\an8}I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW,
HELPING SOME LOST SOUL, SAYIN',
1969
01:36:06,661 --> 01:36:09,064
{\an8}"DO YOUR THING."
DO YOUR THING.
1970
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:12,801
{\an8}AND ME, I RETIRED AGAIN,
LIKE YOU PROBABLY FIGURED.
1971
01:36:12,835 --> 01:36:14,937
{\an8}BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT
WITHOUT LEAVIN' THE FELLAS
1972
01:36:14,970 --> 01:36:17,472
{\an8}A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
TO REMEMBER ME BY.
1973
01:36:20,943 --> 01:36:23,145
{\an8}EVEN THOUGH I LEFT THE GAME,
1974
01:36:23,178 --> 01:36:26,114
{\an8}I COULDN'T STAY TOO FAR FROM
IT, SO I BOUGHT ME THAT SONG.
1975
01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:45,968
{\an8}* OUT OF THE TREE OF LIFE
1976
01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:48,503
{\an8}* I JUST PICKED ME A PLUM
1977
01:36:48,536 --> 01:36:50,205
{\an8}Stan:
AND THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY.
1978
01:36:50,238 --> 01:36:52,107
{\an8}LIKE MY BABY MO SAYS,
1979
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:54,509
{\an8}"IT'S ALL ABOUT FIGURIN' OUT
WHO YOU ARE."
1980
01:36:54,542 --> 01:36:56,278
{\an8}AND SOME OF THAT'S
JUST A MATTER
1981
01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:59,214
{\an8}OF GETTIN' A LITTLE OLDER
AND ACCEPTIN' IT.
1982
01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:01,850
{\an8}AND I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
1983
01:37:02,050 --> 01:37:04,786
{\an8}JUST 'CAUSE I'M RETIRED
DON'T MEAN I'M INVISIBLE.
1984
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:07,956
{\an8}IN FACT, I'M GUESSIN' YOU'VE
PROBABLY SEEN MY COMMERCIAL
1985
01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:09,691
{\an8}ONCE OR TWICE YOURSELF.
1986
01:37:12,060 --> 01:37:14,729
{\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME
1987
01:37:14,762 --> 01:37:18,533
{\an8}* AND, BABE,
WON'T IT BE FINE? ♪
1988
01:37:21,569 --> 01:37:24,672
{\an8}* YOU THINK
YOU'VE SEEN THE SUN ♪
1989
01:37:24,706 --> 01:37:28,210
{\an8}* BUT YOU AIN'T SEEN IT SHINE
1990
01:37:31,079 --> 01:37:35,717
{\an8}* WAIT TILL THE WARM-UP'S
UNDERWAY ♪
1991
01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:40,688
{\an8}* WAIT TILL OUR LIPS HAVE MET
1992
01:37:40,722 --> 01:37:44,993
{\an8}* WAIT TILL YOU SEE
THAT SUNSHINY DAY ♪
1993
01:37:45,027 --> 01:37:48,696
{\an8}* YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET
1994
01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:53,101
{\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME
1995
01:37:53,135 --> 01:37:56,571
{\an8}* AND, BABE,
WON'T IT BE FINE? ♪
1996
01:37:59,942 --> 01:38:02,610
{\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME
1997
01:38:02,810 --> 01:38:06,148
{\an8}* COME THE DAY
THAT YOU'RE MINE ♪
1998
01:38:07,315 --> 01:38:10,885
{\an8}* COME THE DAY YOU'RE MINE
1999
01:38:12,087 --> 01:38:16,724
{\an8}* I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO FLY
2000
01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:20,728
{\an8}* WE'VE ONLY TASTED THE WINE
2001
01:38:21,763 --> 01:38:27,069
{\an8}* WE'RE GONNA DRAIN
THE CUP DRY ♪
2002
01:38:28,770 --> 01:38:31,706
{\an8}* WAIT TILL YOUR CHARMS
ARE RIGHT ♪
2003
01:38:31,739 --> 01:38:35,277
{\an8}* FOR THESE ARMS TO SURROUND
2004
01:38:38,346 --> 01:38:41,749
{\an8}* YOU THINK
YOU'VE FLOWN BEFORE ♪
2005
01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:45,087
{\an8}* BUT YOU AIN'T LEFT
THE GROUND ♪
2006
01:38:48,156 --> 01:38:52,961
{\an8}* WAIT TILL YOU'RE LOCKED
IN MY EMBRACE ♪
2007
01:38:52,995 --> 01:38:57,899
{\an8}* WAIT TILL I HOLD YOU NEAR
2008
01:38:57,932 --> 01:39:02,737
{\an8}* WAIT TILL YOU SEE
THAT SUNSHINY PLACE ♪
2009
01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:07,709
{\an8}* AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE IT HERE
2010
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,112
{\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME
2011
01:39:10,145 --> 01:39:14,949
{\an8}* AND, BABE,
WON'T IT BE FINE? ♪
2012
01:39:17,052 --> 01:39:19,921
{\an8}* THE BEST IS YET TO COME
2013
01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:28,330
{\an8}* COME THE DAY YOU'RE MINE
2014
01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:34,902
{\an8}* AND YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE